For most people prank calling means ordering a pizza for an unsuspecting neighbor or calling a bar and asking for Amanda Hugginkiss, but for one little Minecraft obsessed prankster crank calls simply aren't enough.

This kid likes doing two things above all- playing Minecraft and swatting his foes, meaning he got SWAT teams to kick in the doors of those he felt had wronged him in real life and in the Minecraft universe.

The thirteen year old, whose name has been withheld due to his age, used phone spoofing software to call in anonymous threats that resulted in SWAT teams being deployed to three different addresses.

The targets were a classmate and teacher from his school in Ventura County, California, and a player he considers his arch-enemy in Minecraft, who lives in Ocean City, New Jersey.

Two questions come to mind after reading this story- how does a Minecraft rivalry become so overblown? and can you really get the SWAT team to show up at somebody's house with a threatening phone call?

-Via Polygon

A woman at a fan convention took the Lannister line "God of T*ts and Wine" to heart when she showed up decked out in the above ensemble. Assumedly inciting excitement as well as momentary confusion, this genetically gifted cosplayer took in the con while wearing her Dinklage mask, (P)imp goblet and, likely, a hidden smile. 

See more pictures of her on Imgur. 

With the Kevin Smith movie Clerks as a reference point, a Reddit forum asked Redditors, “Late night store clerks, what is the strangest thing that’s happened on the job?” As you can probably imagine, the wild and funny stories came pouring in. Below are a few responses. Visit the link above to see more.

kane55: "I worked at a small convenience store in the early 1990’s. They had one of those fry delis that had chicken, jojos, corndogs, burritos etc. This particular night I had run out of burritos and chicken. I also shut the thing down and cleaned it all out about an hour before closing. About 5 minutes before I was closing up a guy walked in and asked for some burritos. I told him I was out of them, and that I was just about to close and the fryer was shut down. He walked around the store for a minute (I assumed he was looking for something else to buy) and then he came up to the counter, pulled out a knife and told me if I didn’t cook him some burritos he was going to stab me. I freaked out, but told him I had none to cook. I showed him the freezer and told him I would happily cook anything he wanted from it, but he will see I was out of burritos. He looked in it for a minute, turned to me and said, “You really are out.” I replied, “Yeah.” He then put the knife away and left the store.

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I worked at a 24/7 gas station in a small college town. One night, the club across the street had a fight break out and about 50 people were pepper sprayed by the police when they responded at about 1:30am. Five minutes later cue 50 angry club goers busting into the store, running to the dairy cooler, dousing themselves in milk and then running back out. I just stood there in utter confusion and then told my boss I didn’t want the late shift anymore.

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I work nights at a gas station in a pretty good neighborhood in New Hampshire, so usually it's pretty boring. One night I did have a customer really creep me out. I was just getting ready to close down the store when a little old man came in. He was small and dressed in khakis and a button down shirt. I made the usual small talk of asking him how his day was going. Then as I was handing him his change he firmly grabbed my wrist, made direct eye contact with me and said "hell is a real place and the devil has already got his hand on you girl, be careful"

Via: Uproxx |  Image: Miramax

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It appears 3D printing technology has already gone from new and useful to experimental and strange, and some people aren’t content with simple plastic printouts anymore.

Chocolate printers have been a reality for some time, as well as the amazing pancake printer (aka the future of flapjack technology), but creating a Easy Cheese printer is proving to be a lot harder than anyone thought.

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Artist Andrew Maxwell-Parish is the cheese whiz who came up with the idea of using 3D printer technology to shape squeezable cheese food product into eye pleasing shapes, and this ridiculous test video proves it's ain't easy to print with Easy Cheese! (Video contains NSFW language)

-Via Laughing Squid

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Tom Hanks would love to star in every movie ever made (including the ones with an all female cast) but he’s just too busy being Tom Hanks to play every single role being written.

Instead, we’ll just have to enjoy an accelerated performance by Tom, and new host of The Late Late Show James Corden, as they reenact every Tom Hanks movie ever made in less than seven minutes.

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Once Tom’s done being the big cheese in Hollywood he should consider rebooting Bosom Buddies with James Corden at his side! Too bad Tom’s paycheck alone would bankrupt the network…

-Via VH1

League Rules In Bedrock by Jack Brimstone

Barney Lebowski has surrounded himself with some rather rock-headed friends over the years, but Walter Flinstone really took the cake in terms of having rubble for brains. Barney and Walter met while working at the stone quarry- Barney was a bumbling goofball with a mellow mindset and Walter was a big, angry vet who had just come home from the Raptor Wars. They represented opposite sides of the emotional spectrum, and yet they bonded over one major thing they had in common- a love of bowling...

Bring some movie mashup fun to your geeky wardrobe with this League Rules In Bedrock t-shirt by Jack Brimstone, and don't eff with the Jesus Lizard!

Visit Jack Brimstone's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

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One More Tee! by Fearcheck

They're two of a kind, but they wear different helmets so you can tell them apart. These musical jokers are considered daft by some, technologic punks by others, but all agree that their sound is delightfully danceable! When this cyber duo starts to play their electro tunes invite you to lose yourself to dance, and when the song ends everybody starts to shout out "one more time!"

Add some musical game to your geeky wardrobe with this One More Tee! t-shirt by Fearcheck, it's the perfect attire to wear as you travel around the world or simply kick back and listen to your favorite tunes.

Visit Fearcheck's Facebook fan page and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

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Did you ever collect trading cards as a kid (or as an adult)? I remember a number of them being passed around when I was in elementary school. Can't say I've ever seen any of the cards presented in the grouping in this article, however. The collection ranges from slightly odd to outright bad taste. The card shown above, from a series called "Dinosaurs Attack," falls into the odd category. Topps manufactured the pre-Jurassic Park dinosaur cards in 1988. They featured images of dinosaurs attacking citizens of the modern day, such as in the masterpiece above. 

Below we have Desert Storm trading cards, made by Topps in 1991. I don't know about you, but I think there is something bordering on obscene about a trading card set based on a war. Does anyone disagree? Weigh in with your opinion on that or your experience with odd or other trading cards below, if you're so inclined. 

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Little Brother by Bocaci

Edward and Alphonse Elric are a mighty odd looking pair, but you'll never find two brothers with more in common, or less to lose, than these strange siblings. Trapped inside a magic suit of fullmetal armor, Alphonse is often thought to be the older of the two, which Edward really hates hearing, but once you get to know them it becomes quite clear that Alphonse truly is the little brother. His skills as an alchemist can't compare to Edward's amazing abilities, and he often makes mistakes that require his older brother to bail him out, that is, when his armor shell can't do all the defending for him...

Go fullmetal fabulous with this Little Brother t-shirt by Bocaci, it's sure to cast a spell over your fellow fans!

Visit Bocaci's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

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We've previously featured a Scotch Cadbury Creme Egg before, but it's clear that Perry Santanachote of Thrillist has improved upon the concept. She made this beautiful-looking chocolate wonder by first freezing a dozen Cadbury Creme Eggs. Then she coated them with chocolate cake mix powder, followed by egg whites, then cocoa powder, and finally--this is the brilliant part--Cocoa Krispies cereal.

Santanachote deep fried each egg for about a minute or two. Pictured above are the gorgeous results.

-via First We Feast

Tobias Fränzel, a product and furniture designer in Berlin, calls it the Ping Pong Door. It's a functional interior door. An inside panel flips down to become a little ping pong table. Attach the net, grab some paddles and a ball, and you're ready to play!

This could be a great addition to a playful office environment.

(Photo: Austin Ramzy/Kotaku)

And who wouldn't? It offers bachelors degrees and graduate degrees in awesomeness and butt-kicking. 

University Jackie Chan isn't real, but this photo (minus the Jackie Chan meme) is. Sichuan Normal University, a teachers' college in China, has a bus station on campus with this sign. It's not named after the famed actor from Hong Kong. This name is probably the result of a computer-generated translation. You can read more about it at Kotaku.

Aliens | Image: Twentieth Century Fox
Hudson: “Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?”
Vasquez: “No. Have you?”

Sometimes when things are tense in a movie or tv show (or even in real life), a bit of comic relief is a welcome element. One surefire way to get a laugh is to make a sarcastic or derogatory remark at another's expense. The more of a jerk the character on the receiving end is, the bigger the laugh. Shown here are a couple of examples from science fiction and fantasy television and film. See more in this article. 
 Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Image: Fox
Spike to Giles: “Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? ‘Cup o’ tea, cup o’ tea, almost got shagged, cup o’ tea?’”

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Get a chocolate latte and you've crossed all three items off the list at once. Add some creme de menthe to that latte and you've added the power to forget. It'll work! He's already smiling.

Professional wrestlers are paid to play larger-than-life roles that read well no matter how far away from the ring the fans are sitting, and their characters wouldn’t be complete without a signature style of dress.

WWE NXT's Finn Balor is no stranger to playing big roles, and he enjoys sporting "war paint" into the ring to make a big impression on both his opponent and the audience.

He has donned a variety of superheroic looks, from Carnage to the Joker, but when he saw the amazing bodypaintings being created by Emily Anderson he just had to go under the brush.

Imagine coming face to maw with that in the ring!

-Via Super Punch