Now you can get Uranus clean with the Uranus Mini Soap available at the NeatoShop. This fragrance free soap is the perfect gift for those who have dirty minds, but like to keep their hands clean.
The Uranus Mini Soap features a picture of this icy gas giant with cheeky sayings. Uranus isn't just a source of stink in the universe, it's also your favorite 7th planet from the sun. Uranus may be the butt of many jokes, but it's also a place we love. Invite Uranus into your bathroom today.
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Call him the little Great Old One. Call him Cthulhu. Whatever you call him, don't call him late for dinner!
Meet the Cthulhu Finger Puppet and Magnet available at the NeatoShop. With his frightfully adorable octupus and dragon features he is sure to be worshipped in your house. Some may think your new fridge friend is a bit of a monster, but aren't we all without our morning coffee. Who can blame a guy for being grouchy when he is first awoken from his death like slumber?
The Cthulhu Finger Puppet and Magnet is a pretty helpful little guy. He never minds hanging onto important documents and he's always up for some play time. You may even get him to tell you some weird tales from his youth. However you spend your time together, we know you are going to lovecraft love crafting a relationship with him.
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We don't know where your voyage will take you, but we do know that you like to be prepared. You take pride in your work and your ship. Now you can look like the miracle worker you are with the Starfleet Engineering Notebook Pocket Notebook available at the NeatoShop.
The Starfleet Engineering Notebook Pocket Notebook features grid like pages for jotting down important details during critical moments. Also included are helpful schematics for jurry-rigging a phaser, fleet communicator, or tricorder.
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It may seem impossible to love a soap this much, but things are only impossible until they are not. The Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap Mini Soap comes in tea, earl grey, scent. This mini soap makes a wonderful addition to your bathroom crew and is ready, willing, and able to be assimilated into your bathroom decor. With its engaging and punny packaging, the Star Trek Jean-Luc Picard's Make It Soap Mini Soap is eager to make the voyage to its final frontier.
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Planning an end of summer trip to your favorite secret military facility? Don't forget to pack the proper paperwork with the Area 51 Passport Notebook available at the NeatoShop.
This handy little pocket notebook contains 48 grid pages for jotting down notes, theories, and illustrations of alien anatomy and/or spacecrafts.
Remember! At Area 51 security clearances are required and cameras are strictly prohibitied. Don't let a faulty memory keep you from recounting all the important details of your amazing trip.
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Sun's Out, Hoops Out! When your favorite old one wakes from his death like slumber he likes to get his groove on with a hula hoop. He's so good with a hoop it will make you lose your mind!
While the modern day hula hoop was invented in the 1950's, the hula hoop has actually been around a lot longer. People used to make them from natual materials like grapevines and willow. Don't you wonder what the old one used to make his Cthulhu Hoop? Perhaps we shouldn't ask.
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What are those large, scaly, green animals that live in the sewer? You know, the one's snakes sometimes eat in Florida? Street dogs!
What about those big, fuzzy, brown animals that like to go swimming in my neighbor's pool? Street dogs!
And, those ones with the big horns that you see at dusk on the side of the freeway? The one's that look like Rudolph's cousin? Street dogs!
But of course! They are all just your local street dogs. What else would they be. Support your local street dogs today!
Looking for the perfect customizable and personalizable gift for your favorite city folk, urban dweller, or country cousin with a sense of humor? Gift them the Street Dogs design by Hillary White from the NeatoShop. This hilarious retro looking design features an alligator, bear, and deer. Or as we like to call them, Street Dogs!
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Yes, they are finally here! We are overjoyed to welcome Baby Snapsuits With Hood and Ears to our store. Meet deep royal, red, navy, white, and charcoal.
They are delightful, customizable, and personalizable. Find them under Kids. The Style is Baby Snapsuit With Hood and Ears.
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Most people have undoubtedly heard the nursery rhyme What Are Little Boys Are Made Of, but most have no idea who is responsible for its creation. This funny little poem about snips, snails, puppy dog tails, sugar, spice, and everything nice has long been attributed to Robert Southey.
Robert Southey was an English poet and author who was born in 1774. Although he was a prolific writer, Southey is not well known today. Perhaps one of the things he is most famous for, besides the nursery rhyme, is advising Charlotte Bronte to give up writing.
Charlotte Bronte had sent Southey some of her poems and writings to review. Southey's response was to tell her, "Literature cannot be the business of a woman's life, and ought not to be." He wrote this to her 10 years before she published Jane Eyre. Thankfully Charlotte Bronte paid no attention to him and kept on writing.
While Southey probably never expected his claim to fame to be The What are Little Boys Are Made Of, one cannot deny its popularity. The rhyme is so ingrained in our pop culture that it is even said to be the inspiration of The Powerpuff Girls. The professor created the three little girls by literally mixing sugar, spice, everything nice, and a chemical known as x.
Robert Southey died in 1843 so we will never know what he thinks of Cat Anatomy by artist Hillary White. One would like to think that, despite his clear lapse of judgment when it came to Charlotte Bronte and women writers, he would obviously still appreciate the spiciness of this comical Cat Anatomy artwork.
What are cat's made of? Sugar, spice, and of course dead mice. Look closely and you will see pieces of candy, a bottle of hot sauce, and a mouse skeleton. What a purr-fect design!
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May you live in the now and prosper. It may not be safe out there, but the wonderous treasures of adventure await!
Before you head out into the great depths of the unknown, consider taking a Star Trek Captain's Log Pocket Notebook, from the NeatoShop, with you. Each book contains 48 pages for jotting down important quotes, species observations, and profoundly philosophical reflections on your travels.
The Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook includes a copy of the Prime Directive. This is also known as Starfleet General Order 1, General Order 1, or just the non-interference directive.
Also included in the notebook is a handy conversion chart for calculating warp speed to approximate average speed and an early federation timeline. Both which will come in handy when you are quizzed by any fellow trekkies you meet on your journey. Remember, insufficient facts always invite danger.
Traveling without a Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook would be highly illogical. Take notes and look at them with special pride. Now get out there and boldly go where no man, women, or person has gone before.
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Vincent van Gogh is probably one of the most well known post-impressionist painters the world has ever known. He was born in Holland in 1853 and died by complications of a gunshot wound in 1890. Most believe this was a self inflicted and intentional. Records suggest that he admitted to trying to kill himself. Other accounts of the event, however, shed doubt on the story. Perhaps someone else shot him accidentally. It has even been suggested that his suicide letter was not a suicide letter at all.
Like his death, his life was also filled with mystery. Many of us have undoubtedly heard the gruesome tale of how Vincent van Gogh, in a fit of madness over his brother's engagement, cut off his own ear and gifted the body part to a prostitute. Turns out, however, that this story may also not be true. There have been rumors that there was an altercation between him and his flatmate. It has been suggested that Guaguin actually accidentally sliced van Gogh's ear from his head.
Whatever happened to poor Vincent van Gogh we do know one thing for sure, he was an amazing artist. Without him there would be no The Starry Night.
The Vincent van Gogh and Ear Enamel Pin set is a unique way to pay tribute to your favorite troubled artist. A man who sadly knew no success in life, but in death has become known as one of the greatest Dutch painters of all time.
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Are you looking for a deliciously fun and comfy way to celebrate weekend? Dive into the NeatoShop for a My Food Pyramid shirt. This slightly cheesy design is sure to leave you feeling full of pep and happily satisfied.
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The Mr. Rogers and Neighborhood Trolley Enamel Pin Set features a friendly Fred Rogers pin and a cheerful Neighborhood Trolley pin. They make the perfect bag, backpack, or outfit accessory. Buy them for yourself or as a gift for friend. They are a wonderful way to make the most of this beautiful day.
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Frida Kahlo de Rivera is one of Mexico's most famous artists. Her works were inspired by nature and embraced a native folk art style. While her striking images seem almost fanciful, she actually claims to have never painted dreams. Instead she dared to paint her own colorful reality.
Let the fearless Frida Kahlo, and her monkey companion, remind you that you have wings to fly with the Frida Kahlo and Monkey Enamel Pin Set from the NeatoShop. This fabulous set includes a Frida Kahlo pin and monkey pin. They are a wonderful additional to any outfit, or bag, and are a fantastic reminder to be your own muse.
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Fashion may be all about relativity, but it doesn't take a genius to know that a great accessory can bring energy to an outfit.
Let the Albert Einstein and E=mc2 Enamel Pin Set inspire you to put creativity in motion and reach for the stars. With Albert around it's only a matter of time before you are making gravitational waves and scientific breaththroughs in your personal style.
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