Extra Squishy Stress Turkey

Fall is here and that means that the holidays are right around the corner. Now is the perfect time to start emotionally and physically preparing yourself for all festivities that Fall and Winter have to offer. Today is a great day to take a deep breath and invest in the Extra Squishy Stress Turkey from the NeatoShop.  

The Extra Squishy Stress Turkey is perfect for squishing while: 

• Looking for cheap holiday airfare. 
• Realizing someone ate all the Halloween candy. 
• Deciding who will host Thanksgiving.
• Talking to annoying relatives at the dinner table. 
• Listening to your Dad talk politics.
• Deciding whose house you will go to for the holidays. 
• Holiday shopping. 
• Realizing how much you spent on pumpkin lattes.  
• Getting through the Fall semester. 
• Spending time with those you love.  
• And so much more!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large collection of customizable bags and apparel. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and holiday loving people come in every size. 

Musical Notes Sticky Notes

Are you looking for a gift for someone who is major into music? Don't just play it by ear and get them any old thing. Waltz on over to the NeatoShop and take a look around. It'll just take a minuet and you can come right Bach.  

Our Musical Notes Sticky Notes always strike the perfect chord. Inside each harmonous booklet is a collection of musical themed sticky notes. The notes and staves are perfect for helping people stay organized and out of treble. They really are the key to making sure memos will never B flat. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to check out our large selection of customizable bags and apparel. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and musical people come in every size.  

Star Trek Spock Finger Puppet and Magnet

Are you looking for a highly logical and practical way to hold notes on your favorite metal surface? Beam the Star Trek Spock Finger Puppet and Magnet from the NeatoShop into your world. He is perfect for keeping enterprises organized and reminding you of critical moments. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Magnets. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable bags and apparel. We speciliaze in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months to 10 XL adult shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and logical people come in every size. 

Rosie the Riveter and We Can Do It! Enamel Pin Set

Need a job done well and right? Enlist Rosie the Riveter! Empowering women since the 1940's. 

The Rosie the Riveter and We Can Do It! Enamel Pin Set is there to remind you that there is nothing you can't do. You are strong, independent, and valuable. 

Each Rosie the Riveter and We Can Do It! Enamel Pin Set comes with 2 enamel pins. One pin features Rose the Riveter and the other the words "We Can Do It!" Perfect for attaching to your backpack , jacket, or favorite lanyard.  

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Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable bags and apparel. We specialiaze in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and hard worker people come in every size. 

Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

Warp speed ahead to minty fresh breath with The Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints from the NeatoShop. This handy little tin, featuring your favorite engineer, is there to make sure you don't have any tribble talking closely with your co-workers. They may not be able to help you change the laws of physics, but they can help you be a wee bit more confident about the enterprise you are about to undertake. Be sure to take them on your next voyage through the final frontier. 

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Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to adult 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Star Trek loving people come in every size. 

Egg & Chicken Hat Set for Kitty and Their Human 

Halloween is right around the corner. Did you promise your feline overlord that you would dress in themed attire this year? Not to worry! The NeatoShop has you covered. We present to you the Egg & Chicken Hat Set for Kitty and Their Human from the NeatoShop. This claw-ver set features a egg hat for your cat and a chicken hat for you. 

The Egg & Chickn Hat Set for Kitty and Their Human is an hen-trancing set and is purr-fect for you and egg-cellant fur-end. This costume set is truly paw-some! 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Apparel & Accessories. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable apparel. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL adult. We know that fun, fabulous, and cat loving people come in every size.  

Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap Mini Soap

Your home is your castle. Treat your guests like royalty and show that you are full of the milk of human kindness with the Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap Mini Soap from the NeatoShop.

This wickedly fun soap is bound to be your new guilty pleasure. It would be a true crime to let your guests wash their hands with anything else.  Don't let the thought of inferior soaps keep you up at night. Stock your bathroom with Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap Mini Soap for a clean and spotless state of mind.     

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bath & Body items. New products arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to check out our large selection of customizable apparel. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Shakespeare loving people come in every size. 

Emergency Bigfoot In Your Pocket

Bigfoot is a real larger than life character. Some might even describe him as bit a wild man. His outdoorsy activities make him a real legend. 

The problem is that Bigfoot is also somewhat of a recluse. On top of that, he's also a bit of an impulsive traveler. You never know where he is going to be on a given day. One day he might be wandering around Canada. Another day he might be spotted having coffee in Portland. You love him, but he isn't the easiest guy to track down. 

When you are missing your good friend Sasquatch we recommend using the Emergency Bigfoot In Your Pocket from the NeatoShop. This handy little contraption makes 4 Bigfoot like noises. We know hearing a howl, snore, roar, or groan isn't the same as having Bigfoot there with you in person. We do, however, think it will help you miss him a little less.     

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to also stop by the store to check out our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Cryptozoology loving people come in every size. 

Stress Tardigrade

Whether you call them Tardigrades, moss piglets, or water bears, whatever you do don't underestimate this cute little extremophile. Heat them, squish them, starve them, expose them to radiation, or deprive them of air and they will still survive. They are one of the most resilient animals known to man.

Tardigrades are found on every continent on Earth. You will find them in the deep sea, tropical rain forests, and even in the mud of a volcano. They can live almost anywhere. Recently a bunch of them crash landed on the moon, and they are probably successfully living there as well. 

The Stress Tardigrade from the NeatoShop isn't quite as sturdy as the real thing, but he is happy to take your abuse. Squish our little slow stepper to remind yourself that you too are resilient in the face of adversity. 

The Stress Tardigrade is made from soft polyurethane foam and comes in a lovely green color. 

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Wonder Woman Sticky Notes

You are as beautiful as Aphrodite, as wise as Athena, stronger than Hercules, and as organized as a soccer mom with 6 kids. You are a wonder of a woman. 

Life isn't always a paradise. Sometimes you have to prepare for battle. Make sure you are always ready to lasso your day with the Wonder Woman Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop. 

The Wonder Woman Sticky Notes booklet features a collection of Wonder Woman themed sticky notes. They are perfect for reminding yourself to call home or to get the invisible jet cleaned.

The Wonder Woman Sticky Notes are a beacon of hope in a disorganized and chaotic world. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL adult shirts. We also carry pet shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and wonderful people come in every size. 

Star Trek Sticky Notes

You are a highly logical being. You know that insufficient facts invite danger. You have obstacles to overcome, but you remove those obstacles with strength and good organizational skills. With compassion and The Star Trek Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop you are prepared for whatever enterprise you undertake. 

Each Star Trek Sticky Notes booklet contains a collection of Star Trek themed sticky notes. Many feature your favorite Star Trek characters.

The Star Trek Sticky Notes are perfect for reminding people that you have boldly gone where no man has gone before, and that you plan to return soon. Beam up a set of Star Trek Sticky Notes from the NeatoShop today! 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Office & Desk stuff. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the NeatoShop to see our large selection of customizable apparel. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We even carry pet shirts. 

Exploration Moon Moonstruck Memos Sticky Notes

You choose to set goals, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. With organization, measure, and a good set of sticky notes you can turn that small step into a leap for mankind. 

Let the Exploration Moon Moonstruck Memos Sticky Notes help energize your mission. Each Exploration Moon Moonstruck Memos Sticky Note Booklet comes with a collection of sticky notes with various space and moon exploration themed images. They are especially great for writing yourself a reminder to pick up your favorite space suit from the dry cleaners!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more Office & Desk fun! New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see the great selection of custom apparel available. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We even have pet shirts available! 

Coven of Trash Witches

They double, double toil and trouble. Their fire burns and their caldron bubbles. Adding cans of tuna fish and bones of an old steak. Your trash is about to meet a hellish fate. 

Halloween is right around the corner. Are you looking to add a dangerously fun piece of custom apparel to your fall wardrobe? Behold the charming Coven of Trash Witches available at the NeatoShop.

This devilishly fun design is available on a large selection of apparel. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10XL shirts. We know that fun and Halloween loving people come in every size. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great gifts. New items arriving all the time.   

Frida's Fragrant Bath Bar Mini Soap

Are you looking for a soap that is as vibrant and passionate as your personality? You need the Frida's Fragrant Bath Bar Mini Soap from the NeatoShop. 

Let Frida's Fragrant Bath Bar Mini Soap be your muse. With it's striking packaging and passion flower fragrance it is sure to make bath time a more artful experience. Make this fanciful soap dream your reality.    

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bath & Body items. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store to see our large selection of bags and apparel. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry 6 months baby all the way to 10 XL. We know that fun, fabulous, and artistic people come in every size. 

Joy of Bathing Bob Ross Mini Soap

Rub-a-dub-dub it's a happy Bob Ross for your tub!

Put the joy back into your bath time routine with the Joy of Bathing Bob Ross Mini Soap available at the NeatoShop. This happy little soap features images of your favorite jolly artist.

The Joy of Bathing Bob Ross Mini Soap is here to remind you to make puffy little soap clouds to wash away the stress of your day. There is nothing wrong with having a soap bar as a friend.

Embrace your inner artist and let yourself get crazy clean!     

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Bath and Body items. New items arriving all the time. 

Don't forget to stop by the store and check out our large selection of custom apparel and bags. We specialize in curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and artistic people come in every size.