Hungry hungry by karlangas

Hippos aren't the only creatures who are always hungry hungry- there are plenty of hungry hungry humans too. Some humans overeat as a way to comfort themselves and deal with stress and other negative aspects of their lives, but the hungry hungry simply eat all day because they feel like a bottomless pit inside. But where does all that food go? And could these hungry hungry eating machines actually outeat a hippo?

Feed the world's appetite for funny with this Hungry Hungry t-shirt by karlangas, it's a satisfying way to show your love for the buffet and the classic board game at the same time!

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Halloween may be on a Monday this year, but that doesn't mean you can't have a Halloween party on the weekend or even enjoy a few fun cocktails the night of. If you're looking to celebrate with a little buzz this year, but want to make sure your drinks suit the mood, here are some fun cocktail recipes perfect for the spookiest day of the year.

1. Candy Corn Cocktail

Candy corn is a highly polarizing creation with some diehard fans and a lot of outspoken enemies. You don't have to like the candy to appreciate this delightfully layered cocktail though since they incorporate the fantastic flavors of whipped crime vodka, sour mix, pineapple juice, grenadine and fresh whipped cream.

2. Black Heart Cider

No, this recipe doesn't actually involve making your own hard cider from scratch as that would take months -it does, however, contain cherry cider -hence the name. With black vodka, cherry cider, muddled blackberries and sparkling wine, this pitch-black cocktail is surprisingly light and fruity as well as creepy-looking.

Only superfans know every single thing Jim Henson created during his storied career, but in this case ignorance is a good thing- because it gives the rest of us an excuse to look into his lesser known creations.

You may remember the Swedish Chef endorsed Cröonchy Stars cereal released in the late 80s, but I had no idea the cereal was actually created by Henson and art director Michael Frith.

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Jim wasn't averse to working in advertising, and early in his career he was asked to create a series of ads for Wilkins Coffee starring Wilkins and Wontkins, two of Henson's earliest puppet creations.

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Although he's best known for his puppets Jim started out as a cartoonist, and some of Henson's earliest illustrative work can be seen in his comic strip Pierre the French Rat, which was printed in his high school yearbook. (See full sized image here)

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Henson was a huge fan of comic strips, so he helped create a pilot for a TV adaptation of the popular Parker and Hart strip The Wizard of Id, but networks took so long to pick up the series Jim had already moved on to making Sesame Street.

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See 10 Things You Didn't Know Were Created By Jim Henson at mental_floss

Our little furry friends have been keeping a secret from us, a dark truth they've hidden from humans since well before they became man's best friend- there is no such thing as a good dog.

This truth bomb was dropped via comic strip by Noob The Loser to give us a glimpse of what dogs are up to when we're not keeping a close eye on them.

So next time you praise your dog by calling them a "good dog" consider this- what has your dog done for you lately?

-Via CollegeHumor

Toys Of Terror Halloween Horror by NibiruHybrid

When things start to get strange in your home, and inanimate objects take on a life of their own, it's time for terror- Halloween TV special style! On this episode we reveal the truth about Andy's room and the animated toys that lurk therein, so you'd better put your kids to bed unless you want them to live in fear of their toy chest. Why didn't audiences think it was odd for a group of ordinary looking toys to get up and start walking and talking? Hadn't these audiences seen that popular horror movie series starring the murderous doll Chucky? Just like Chucky, the toys led by Woody and Buzz had a dark and devilish motive for moving about- the destruction of their slave master Andy. And even though the series stopped before we could see their plan put into action the real life Andy knows how horrifying it can be when your toys suddenly spring to life...

Put a wicked spin on a childhood classic with this Toys Of Terror Halloween Horror t-shirt by NibiruHybrid, it's the spooky way to scare up smiles wherever you go!

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Go Nobody! by joerocks1981

Fall is the season of sports, with baseball winding up the major league season with a World Series while football charges through the end of the year, so that means it's time to show your team spirit...or lack thereof. Sports isn't everyone's cup of tea and yet there are so few shirts out there that show a sports hater's lack of spirit.

Which is why this Go Nobody! t-shirt by joerocks1981 is remarkable. It's the universal way to show your disdain for all sports, professional or otherwise. And while it may make a few of your more rabid sportsfan friends a bit angry the fact that you had the nerve to wear it to a sports viewing event will earn you their respect. And if that isn't sportsmanlike conduct I don't know what is!

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Working at a fast food restaurant can be tough, demeaning and thankless, but that doesn't justify employees taking their frustrations out on a customer, especially when the victim of their bullying is a kid.

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A teen was recently embarrassed by the staff at Wendy's, who referred to him as "Lil Ugly Dude" on his receipt and made fun of him, and when his mom heard about the incident she took to Facebook to vent.

Good Morning FBF this been bothering me all night. I took my son to Wendy's to get something to eat last night. He went inside to place his order, instead of the cashier being courtesy and ask my son what's his name to put on his ticket she took it upon herself to put on the bottom of his receipt Lil Ugly Dude. This is unacceptable and unprofessional. My child was so embarrassed and upset he said the whole store was laughing at him including the manager. I play about alot of things but my kids isn't one. My ghetto side was telling me to go back up there and let them have it. But I rather do it the right way.

This may sound trivial to most adults, but teens constantly struggle with self-esteem issues so having an entire staff laugh at them and call them ugly doesn't just sting- it leaves a scar.

The moral of the story? If you're gonna act the fool at work and make fun of a customer try not to leave a paper trail!

-Via Distractify

Every time you go down the aisles of a grocery or department store you see product labels vying for your attention, boldly claiming their products are new, improved and give you more for your money.

But you probably shouldn't listen to those labels- because many of them are telling lies.

They use words and phrases like "organic", "made with real fruit", "no cholesterol". "heart healthy" and "grass fed" to fool us into thinking we're paying more for higher quality products.

The use of deceptive wording has become standard practice on product labels, but the problem isn't just what the labels omit- it's the things they mention on purpose to trick us into choosing their brand over others.

See 23 Shockingly Blatant Lies Hidden On Product Labels here

You're probably aware of Internet Rule 34 if you've spent enough time online, but in case you're not familiar Rule 34 states "if it exists there IS porn of it", because the internet.

Since this rule has proven to be true time and again it's no surprise that Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory has been the subject of porn and fetish parodies.

But fetish video company TaylorMadeClips chose to make some really strange videos based on an odd scene from the movie- the scene where Violet Beauregarde is transformed into a giant blueberry.

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TaylorMadeClips has created a bunch of "blueberry inflation" videos featuring a woman being transformed into a blueberry out of the blue, and surprisingly only a few of them are overtly NSFW.

And while these videos aren't exactly porn there's definitely something sick and smutty about them, so if you ever meet a self-professed fan of "blueberry inflation" tell them "You get nothing! Good day sir!"

-Via Boing Boing

There's something beyond wrong about letting your kitty play with a fetus -even if it's just crocheted. And encouraging your dog to chew on a red shirt is just mean -haven't they been through enough? Then again, letting your dog munch on the likeness of Michael Vick is only appropriate. Those three examples are only a small sampling of the utterly crazy chew toys featured on this delightful PetsLady article.

Whether you really love feeling terrified on Halloween or you secretly believe you're a vampire and just need the right environment to live the life you've always dreamed of, Airbnb has you covered this Halloween. That's because they're giving you the chance to sleep in Dracula's castle on Halloween night, and you won't be left sleeping in some bedroom like a tourist -instead you'll get to sleep in velvet-lined caskets within the crypt itself. As if that wasn't enough to really set the mood, your host for the evening will be Dacre Stoker, Bram Stoker’s great grandnephew.

All you have to do to enter is answer the deceptively simple question, "What would you say to the Count if you were to come face-to-fang with him in his own castle?" So put away your garlic, silver and crosses and start writing!

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Shadow Tag by miski

GO out catching monsters for your pocket during this time of year and you may get more than you bargained for, but not in a good way. For this is the time of Samhain, when magic is in the air and those dark and spooky ghost type pocket monsters are everywhere, waiting to waylay wanna-be trainers and scare up some fun. If you should ever find yourself face-to-shadow with a ghost type monster such as Gengar or Gourgeist don't worry- they can't hurt you if you can outrun them!

Warn your fellow trainers about the danger of playing GO during All Hallow's Eve with this Shadow Tag t-shirt by Miski, it's mega-spooky and mega-cool!

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Flash VS Reverse Flash by Soulkr

Their rivalry has transcended all superheroic universes and now borders on the ridiculous, because those two speedsters seem to have gone MAD! Strange things can happen when you run so fast you tear holes in reality, but when you're using your full speed force to run for your life you go forward and don't look back. That's the problem with rivals and rivalrie- they push you into making silly, and potentially catastrophic, decisions because your mind is set on VS mode, but every speedster knows hasty decisions will one day blow up in your face.

I spy with my little eye an amazing, astounding, and very flashy Flash VS Reverse Flash t-shirt by Soulkr, it's the bomb!

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The Mystery Bunch by AndreusD

Scooby and the gang celebrate Halloween just like everyone else, and they have fun dressing up and scaring the creeps they're chasing right back, but this year Scooby's got a surprise for both the bad guys and the gang- because he's actually dead. Well, technically he's undead, a reanimated corpse brought back by a strange chemical he encountered in the old abandoned toy factory, and death hasn't diminished his appetite one bit. But Scooby Snax and mile high sandwiches aren't cutting the mustard anymore, because Scooby Doo is out for fresh meat, and the Mystery Machine is starting to look like a lunch truck on wheels...

Dress appropriately for the Halloween season with this The Mystery Bunch by AndreusD, it's a new spin on an old classic that's sure to make your fellow fans howl with approval!

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The Bank of England made monetary history when they released their new plastic polymer five pound note- a futuristic bill that's supposed to be stronger than the old bills, with more security features and less environmental impact.

But they also unknowingly created a new generation of record spinning DJs- because the edge of the plastic polymer note can be used to play vinyl records.

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Sound artist Michael Ridge discovered this cutting edge use for the plastic bill after some experimentation, but he's not the only one who has discovered neat stuff about this new bill.

Because people have been testing the boundaries of this futuristic funny money non-stop since it was released in September, and so far it has proven to be worth every cent!

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-Via Laughing Squid