Why don't they just put out some buckets? It'd still be public urination but at least you could empty the bucket, easier then scrubbing the walls.

I love those old Messerschmitts. Seriously, though, where's my electric car? Remember how the last generation was all angry because they were promised flying cars by the distant year of 1975 and they never got them? Well, my generation was promised electric cars. I remember the "Beyond 2000" shows on the Discovery Channel, "by the year 2005 every man in the country will have a 200-horsepower G.E. roadster." I gotta build one myself if I want one.

Yeah, but how many movies made in the U.S. o' A are about the U.S. o' A? It seems as though foreign studios are more likely to make a movie about us and with our name in the title. I'm keen to see one, too, see how everyone else thinks of us. I already know they don't like us (it's 'cause of our freedom) but it'd be interesting to see how other countries think we act day to day in our natural environment.

I was doing that before they came up with a name for it. Lord knows I don't like to give them money. I usually just hold leftovers out in front of me on the way home, I give them to the first tramp that says, "hey, you gonna eat dat whole thing?" Usually happens after I cover about fifty feet.

Restaurants aren't always dumping mountains of food in the dumpster, though, I cook and honestly in our kitchen we're pretty conservative.

@HollywoodRooney: I'd admit I was getting paid more than I was worth if rent weren't so goddamned high. But such is not the case and I'd like a raise.

I think that thing might actually be heavier than a metal bicycle.

So, any reason people can't buy a used bike? I got mine for like sixty bucks (though that was in the midwest where a fixie isn't this precious idol for which you can charge half a grand.) I wonder about this when it comes to cheap cars, too. I'm going to buy a Kia, it's only eight thousand dollars! Well, couldn't you just buy an eight-year-old Chevy for the same price? A decent car with another decade left in it?

Normally I'm more on the side of "if you've got nothing to hide . . ." but my obsession with architecture has gotten me into the habit of collecting photographs of buildings from the various places I go, I have at least a thousand from every city I've been to with a camera. I wonder if all that could lead someone to believe I were planning an attack.

I sleep on an enormous bean bag.

So uh, any particular reason why the extra six people couldn't have taken a cab? They were in London for goodness's sake.

Like one those Volvos from the late seventies? You see them everywhere. Those things were looong. You could probably stuff seven people in the wayback. Remember though, thirteen people weigh about a long ton. Probably bottomed out the rear suspension on a few bumps.

What? I don't think any of our modern appliances have lead in them.

Why is it that Youtube videos of these things always have a hundred comments beneath them about how "Oooooh you could have donated those to CHARITY! Those antiques could be worth thousands!" Meanwhile they're just smashing crap from the eighties that nobody cares about.

I like to draw the old-fashioned way but I color in Photoshop. Or rather, Gimp, something Photoshop-like except it's free.

The machine won't detect gamma rays, gamma rays are above the visible spectrum, the stuff everyone's afraid of is below it.

I don't really have any possessions. I got about ten suits and turquoise suitcase and that's about it.

Before we start, let me remind everyone that electromagnetic radiation is a fancy name for radio waves, and has nothing to do with particular radiation, the stuff you get from radioactive materials.