I suck at golf, but here's a version that even I can be good at: appliance golf. Reuter's Oddly Enough blog explains:
You know, it’s a lot like regular golf, but players use sledgehammers instead of golf clubs, and they use washers, refrigerators and televisions instead of balls. [...]
Participants destroy appliances with sledgehammers during an anti-stress session or “Destruction Therapy” before fiestas in Castejon, Spain, June 21,
Why is it that Youtube videos of these things always have a hundred comments beneath them about how "Oooooh you could have donated those to CHARITY! Those antiques could be worth thousands!" Meanwhile they're just smashing crap from the eighties that nobody cares about.
You could have called it appliance baseball, only you don't run around the bases.
Where do I sign? :D