Actually, even if the car were rear-wheel-drive if it had an open differential that still might work.

My color personality is pretty easy to see by looking at my illustrations.

Well, yeah. We've got pride thank you very much. Though when people do these sort of weird things I usually play along for the sake of my desire to do what people around me don't expect.

I feel sorry for the man who works those pumps. You'd be surprised how many drivers take out their aggression over fuel prices on the station's attendant.

My father-in-law can't stand these. His daughter told him the big orange head joke and he kept saying "That wasn't a joke!"

That headline is in iambic pentameter.

"Now you're thinking with portals."

I've never heard it called that.

Running on empty will only damage an in-tank fuel pump and only if you make a habit of it. Cheap cars like Volkswagens and Willys and Crosleys used to lack fuel gauges entirely, instead they had a reserve tank that held about half a gallon. You'd let the thing run dry, switch to the reserve tank, and go find a filling station.

I could not possibly care less about psychiatry.

I've got my fair share of such tendencies, though in an unusual fashion. I can't stand things that are perfect, my pictures must be askew, I don't like even numbers, I never buy new things, and if I do buy somthing new I'll carefully break it so it's not perfect anymore. I loosened the bolts on one half of my car's bumper so it would hang at an odd angle and rattle as I went over bumps. I loosen my lightbulbs so they'll flicker when I turn them on. I even cracked the crystal on my watch. And whereas I repair my own clothing I purposefully sew crooked, obvious stitches.

Microwaves do such interesting things. I'm really tired of explaining to Youtube commenters the difference between electromagnetic radiation and particular radiation, though.

Kitty! Sounds like the sort of thing that a school wouldn't let happen these days.

Sexy. Some of those guys looked pretty natural, you'd be surprised what you can get drug-free with the right genes.

I'm going to go ahead and assume my floor is home to a minimum of salmenella and continue to eat stuff off of it no matter how long it's been there. Unless it gets hair on it.

I just want an electric car. Why can't I have an electric car? Screw it, I'm building my own out of an old Volvo. I'll steal the elevator motor from an abandoned building.

I will store every substance I keep in my cupboard in one of these jars. And why the Hell do Englishmen think peanut butter is so weird? I'll bet none o' y'all have even tried it. There are other cultures beside yours and they like to eat different things.