Everyone who has ridden on the Universal Studios Hollywood Studio Tour has wondered one thing- why isn't there a Jaws ride at the Hollywood theme park?
Well, it may have something to do with the fact that Universal Studios Florida introduced a Jaws ride in 1990 that is now considered the most expensive theme park failure of all time.
Banjo had been picking up the puzzle pieces of his broken life ever since he was a cub, and he hadn't stopped to question why until the witch Gruntilda came to him in a dream. She bragged about how her magic had made him into the mindless character he was today, and how she had been controlling him his whole life like a pawn in her game, which was a hard honeycomb for Banjo to swallow. Banjo woke up in a cold sweat, wondering how much of the dream had been true, but when he saw Kazooie staring at him wildly he knew the truth- Gruntilda was just trying to mess with his head. So he set about making the perfect witch killing machine, something that would both skin and flay her at the same time, so Banjo would have something to snack on during those cold winter months...
Reveal the dark side of that classic platformer to your friends by wearing this Banjo's Revenge t-shirt by Barrett Biggers, it's the terrifyingly awesome way to show love for that builder bear Banjo!
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Back in 1984 the Fairfield Mall tried to introduce a mascot that would make shoppers want to come back to the mall because they were hungry for bargains, so with fingers crossed they unveiled the Burgertron. The crowd went wild for the futuristic piece of fast food technology, and kids snatched up all the Burgertron hats, posters and t-shirts they could carry, but the food court employees were not impressed. The mall manager had made it their responsibility to clean up after the Burgertron, and the thing made such a mess it was like cleaning up after a giant grilled toddler armed with ketchup and mustard cannons!
Add some tasty retro awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Burgertron '84 t-shirt by Gimetzco!, it's a delicious way to show love for the greatest decade of them all - the 80s!
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We never should have let cats use the internet, much less let them become the stars of that virtual highway, because once cats learned how to look up tutorials our days were numbered. People assumed cats would be good and restrict their searching to cute videos and memes, but the cats had seen their chance to win the war against the humans so they followed the advice of villains like Vader and started building weapons of mass destruction...
Darth's death star pales in comparison to this That's No Ball Of Yarn t-shirt by Harebrained Design, bring it home and let your fashion rebel flag fly!
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Nobody pities fools quite like Mr. T, and the man is brimming with so much strength and confidence that some people can't stand to say no to the guy for fear of being clobbered by his mighty fists. This bravado and self confidence was something E.T. was lacking before Eliot introduced him to the A-Team, but once he'd started watching the show and matching T's moves the E in E.T. just kinda fell away. Nobody could figure out if E.T. was just really wrapped up in his roleplaying or if he actually believed he had become Mr. T, but they weren't really worried about the little guy- because the gold chains around his neck made it hard for him to waddle very far!
Show some love for two of the brightest stars from the greatest decade ever with this Mr. E.T. - 80s Retro Vintage Mash-Up t-shirt by Captain RibMan, and you'll be able to pity all the fools who don't have a shirt as cool as yours!
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Servbots don't look like anything special, and their cutesy look certainly doesn't strike fear into the hearts of mega men, but put a hockey stick in their hands (clamps?) and drop a puck and you'll see them shine. It seems their creator Tron Bonne was a huge hockey fan, and Tron initially made the Servbots so they would play hockey all day for his amusement, but when she discovered they also made awesome henchbots she started putting them to work to serve the Bonne family's semi-wicked needs. Now the Servbots have nothing but this t-shirt and some great memories to remind them of their days on the ice...
Gear up for fun with this Servbot Slashers t-shirt by Art of Jaime Ugarte, it's the cool way to show love for your favorite sport and your favorite game series at the same time!
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Life in the Hundred Acre Woods has been toned down quite a bit by the man they call Milne, because if kids knew the truth they'd be scarred for life. But survival of the fittest is the rule in a savage kingdom like Hundred Acre, and when critters have to struggle to stay alive on a daily basis they stop playing nice and start playing for keeps. Pooh is depicted as having a taste for honey in the book series, but in real life he's just like any other omnivore, and once he developed a taste for bacon he became quite ferocious indeed. That silly, killy, savage old bear thought Piglet would make for an easy meal, but Piglet was one little piggy who wasn't going to to wee-wee-wee all the way home without a fight...
Gear up for the toon-pocalypse with this Kill Or Be Killed t-shirt by Ed Harrington, it's the fiercely funny way to display your wicked sense of humor, and show the world that no toon is safe from the dark future!
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Hedgehogs are born with hearts bigger than their little bodies and so much love within them it's often hard to contain, but their pesky spines make it impossible to express their love in a physical way. Some have tried to shave them all off, which just made them easier for foxes to eat, and others donned armor in hopes of being able to hug people without piercing them. But the armor was too bulky so it was considered a failure, leaving those poor little hedgehogs lonely and wishing for a puncture-proof person to love!
You're guaranteed to look sharp while wearing this Hedgehog Book Don't Hurt The Ones You Love t-shirt by Tobe Fonseca, and your shirt will help you spread smiles wherever you go!
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The guys told Raphael not to touch that pizza they'd found sitting on the street outside the manhole cover, but Raph was too lazy to get dressed and go grab a fresh pie so he dug in to the mystery pizza. It had extra mushrooms, which he took as a sign since that was his favorite, and it tasted okay for the first slice or two, but then Raph started to feel a little odd. The pizza started to taste like the color blue, and felt like sticky glue while he chewed, but he was already three slices in so he decided to keep going. Chewing began to feel like a chore, and his body felt like it was dripping sweat, so he dropped the pie and went to find Splinter to help him make sense of what was happening to him. But the ninja master was nowhere to be found, and as he walked Raph felt less like a mutant turtle and more like a melting candle...
Add some psychedelic awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Raph - TMNT Facemelt t-shirt by RcklssGraphx21, it's melty mutant mayhem at its finest!
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They're not superheroes per se, and they don't wear fancy costumes or cool cowls, but the Herculoids are every bit as good at smashing bad guys and saving the world as those uppity Avengers. However, the Herculoids live on a planet called Amzot, which is much more dangerous than Earth since the forces of darkness have spent centuries ravaging the planet and subjugating the people. But through Zandor, Tara and Dorno's efforts, with a little help from their mighty monster friends Zok, Igoo and Tundro, the people who call Amzot home have been given a chance to fight for freedom and take back the planet. The Herculoids don't seek glory, or money or fame, they simply want to assemble and destroy the evil that is eating away at Amzot, serving as the champions of the people in an unending battle against terror and tyranny.
Show the world you're an old school cartoon fan with this Herculoids Assemble t-shirt by Crocktees, it's the heroic way to stray from the crowd and assemble a different breed of heroes!
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He was born to be different than the other guinea pigs, faster and more savage than the rest with wicked long claws he could extend and retract at will. His name was Hogan, but everybody called him Pigerine on account of his surly attitude and vicious, wolverine-like claws, and he was born to be a tiny hero. One day while he was hunting a carrot that had rolled under a bush a giant hand reached down and grabbed him, throwing him in a cage and transporting him to a place for extraordinary piggies, where caveys can learn to channel their X abilities and fight for their future against the men who would keep them as pets...
Show some love for your favorite mutant cavey with this Pigerine t-shirt by Piggie Parodies, it's sure to tickle people's funny bones wherever you go!
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Tina Belcher is one well put together gal, and she's got it going on in so many ways that boys her age don't appreciate what an amazing woman she is, but Jimmy Jr. is starting to come around. The truth is Tina's love can be intimidating, and her smarts, strength and sensuality are unusually advanced for a teenage girl, so she's constantly sending out those womanly vibes that young boys can't handle. But one day they'll see Tina for the unicorn she really is, and some lucky fella with incredible cheeks will pull her in and never let her go...
Add some animated flavor to your geeky wardrobe with this Smart, Strong, Sensual t-shirt by ursulalopez, it's cool enough to be worn by a Gene or a Louise but might be too cool for a Bob or a Linda. Oh, and it definitely doesn't smell like burgers!
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We already covered what cocktails you should order based on your zodiac sign, but now you can find out what dessert you should be eating based on your birthday. Tablespoon put together the list of zodiac-based desserts, but while they all look delicious, I can't say that they're totally accurate. I know I (a Scorpio) might enjoy hot fuge icebox cake, but I know my Gemini BF would prefer something with fruit on it or even just a classic cheesecake to a chocolate cheesecake swirl bundt cake.
The idea of a secret country is at once perplexing and terrifying, and makes people wonder who they're allied with and what they're trying to hide.
But their secret status typically just means the country is not yet officially recognized, and these young countries are eager to make a name for themselves.
The self-proclaimed country of Transnistria declared independence from Chisinau in 1990 and has decided to embrace that Communist country during the Cold War vibe- complete with statues of Lenin and hammer & sickle flags.
Transnistria isn't closed off to visitors, but if you want to visit you'll have to take a bus across the border from Moldova, and their KGB style police force may be less than welcoming...
So maybe you should head to sunny Somaliland instead?
Somaliland is an island of calm in the middle of Somalia's ongoing civil war, and even though this northwestern part of Somalia declared independence back in 1991 the Republic of Somaliland has yet to be officially recognized.
Spring is the season when people, animals and even robots fall in love, and since robots are about 10 to 15 percent springs it makes sense for them to fall head over footplate for another bot. Their creators see robot love as a destructive virus infecting their AI, so roboticists are always trying to recode their robotic creations so they can no longer feel this potentially destructive emotion. However, thanks to the efforts of the group Robots Are People Too, and robo-dating websites like Metal Match and Droid Harmony, it won't be long before robotic lifeforms are allowed to love one another freely. But humans hooking up with robots, now that's just plain sick!
Celebrate the rise of free love in the robotic community with this D1G1TAL L0V3 t-shirt by AnishaCreations, it's so heartwarming you'd have to be made of steel to not see the appeal!
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