If rain can be a liquid, why can't fart be a gas? Aside from the teacher's inability to comprehend what gas is there are two other questions I take issue with:

#5 Liquids do have their own shape - a drop of water has a shape. What the statement should be is, "Liquids hold their own shape." Having a shape and holding a shape are very different things.

#7 Not everything is made of matter. Is he too young to learn this? I doubt it. He doesn't even comprehend what matter truly is. He's just memorizing and providing responses to specific trigger words in the questions. You can easily do that with the TRUTH.

"The Prince visited Rapunzel so often that she got pregnant" Ha! Remember, kids, it might only take one "visit."

Imagine if Canada actually conquered the US. We'd all immediately be issued a hockey stick, a health insurance card, a serving of poutine, and a sense of humor upgrade.

Anyone that voted differently that I did is an idiot.

The bones of the former soviet satellite "Sputnik"....
Protect your nuts 3 xl

It's used to test for tripwires when dealing with explosives/IEDs. The hooks grab the wire, and you can use fishing line with the holes at the end.

Send me a random shirt, please. In small.

"Let's screw on the beach", she said. I was intrigued. Then she showed me her coffee cup.

I've been thinking about wearing suspenders in addition to my belt.

My belt holds up my gear, but the gear tends to bull the belt down.

It's an eraser for really ANGRY writers!
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It's a device for seeing how many pins can dance on the head of an angel.

Alafinn Sane XXL

These are fun. Thanks for hosting them.

Its an upholstery hammer, you just screw on your desired length handle. The switch in the middle is for making it a right or left handed hammer.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1. XL

It's a tool used by the NSA to tape into the intercontinental fiber optic cables.

Super Daft Bros xl black

Saw it when it first came out; my parents rolled in the theater seats laughing. It was one of the few movies they went out to multiple times. Best comedy ever.
Berhard: a gutsy flier named Frank Tallman did the Beechraft gag and that billboard had real steel I-beams in the frame with 18inches of clearance on each wingtip. He was one of the best pilots in the world. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Tallman

R2-D2's grandfather pulls this out of his pocket every time he says "*squeak, *chirp... that's a paddlin'!"
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