This is the tool used to balance lawn mower blades. My Grampa would be proud!

Quinn of Hearts. Ladys Medium please.
JimiJam. You guys Rule!

So ... other countries can sell bad quality smart phones labelled Apple iPhone, soda labelled Coca-Cola, etc... without any problem to you ?

So why when it comes to edible European products you are so easy on counterfeiting ?

I suppose you could call them things like Roquefortesque, Gruyerese, Parmesanian, or Gorgonzolate.

Isn't that a bird feeder?

Give Lucas Gentry a Beakerful of Science (Black, XL), he wants it bad ;)

Dungeon door frame for medieval mouseholes.
Delorean Portal, 2x, Black

Oh come on! This one's too easy - everyone knows it's a spoon for Klingon gagh. You need the spines to keep it from wriggling off.

It's a reverse-shoehorn - a tool for yanking your heel out of that shoe you put on with a shoehorn.

I'm Your Density L

Soylent Green Wafer making machine
Han Am, 2x, Grey

That is a pig tail screw. See, pigs are born with long tails. This is undesirable, as it will tangle with other pigs, which will lead to them communicating with each other to untangle. This will lead to a great pig uprising. That will lead to no bacon. No one wants that. So, the farmers take this curler and curl the pig's tails so that they are no longer a danger of tangling with others.

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Soft-Kitty 2xl

Soft Hello Kitty

It's a training wheel for newbie pirates learning to drive their ships.

That's a "Pirate Pete's Leg Pointer". Used exclusively at Pirate Pete's custom shops. Remember mateys..."Come to Pirate Pete's, where the prices can't be beat, and you don't have to have two feets".....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Bed of nails fitted sheet.

Powered by Caffeine, XL.

It's a cheese "Swisser". Insert cheap, plain white cheese, puncture - PROFIT!

Skulls are for pussies - Med.

It's the loose screw of the U.S. Congress in dealing with the budget crises.
E.T. Tailwhip, 2x, Black

I would have required the student to explain their answer in more detail. If they could name one or more specific gases in a fart, I would give them credit. By the same logic, air is made up of three main types of gasses with trace amounts of others, but if it is a good teacher, they would have already covered that topic and the students would already know this. I don't know a teacher that has covered the content of a fart in that much detail.