I can try and describe the feelings you get when you realize your baby learned how to get his or her hands deep into the back of a poopy diaper but really, I doubt Hemingway himself could do it justice.

Kenneth, you are speaking from emotion. I clearly did not say that the golfers play for the hole-in-one, I said the exact opposite. I don't watch golf or bowling and if you want to say their both not sports, I don't care.

Bowling is not a sport, it's an impressive skill but not a sport.

Sounds like someone at Maloney and Porcelli understand organizational behavior and finding effective ways to motivate employees. This

Nail guns do have safety switches, but only to prevent nails from firing off into the air, it's a pressure switch requiring the gun to be up against something in order to fire. If you're doing lots of nailing, it's not uncommon to keep the trigger depressed constantly and use the safety switch as the trigger, placing a nail every time the gun touches down. I can easily see how an animal or another person can accidentally get shot in this manner.

But using a nail gun around energetic animals and or children is careless. If you wouldn't let them run around at a gun range, you shouldn't let them run around when you're using a nail gun.

From the makers of the Great Leap Forward appetizers!

"Would have been way worse if it happened to a child."

Really?

Mr.B, I see your argument but it shouldn't we assume that the marker on the scale is marking that exact moment at which the scale hits 1 second? So yes, while the scale is marking seconds 99.9% of the time, the mark, we would assume, is the point at which it hits exactly 1 second. To be jerks, Disney should have slapped a ".1" sticker after the 1.

Never tried catnip but did try peanut husks (the papery shells around the legume, not the hard shells), and also dried up banana skin residue. We had always heard urban legends about those and with no internet at the time, we had to learn for ourselves.

They don't work.

I'm not ashamed to admit that Rose Nylon made me laugh out loud.

I'm with Vonskippy. I can't even imagine calculating a shot from 1.52 miles, as far as killing people, I don't understand how someone can have such deep feelings for 6 billion strangers, how do you even function without being crazy?

My wife and I did some naughty things in the Tower of Terror, fyi.

I wasn't making fun of him, just saying, if I had a preference, I'd rather have a kick-ass steampunk face with dials and knobs and stuff. Good for him and godspeed but that's just my preference.

I think it'd rather have a cool metal face, like steampunk or something, that..., that does not look like a success.

It's possible that there is a certain flashpoint that we need to reach before we can welcome future time travelers (e.g. certain technological developments need to be created before).

Also, everything happens at once, time is just how we perceive it.

I remember being so happy when Ze used one of my videos for his "Good Morning Sports Racers" intros back when he was doing his daily video. That's one creative cat right there.