I had many many of these. Why so many? Well, after lunch, we were supposed to take out lunchboxes and leave them by the door before we went outside for recess. Well, we had to go down stairs first and my friends and I would throw our lunchboxes down the stairs to see who could get theirs to stop closest to the door. As you can imagine this resulted in many busted lunchboxes and matching thermos(es?) thermi?

I think it'd be awesome if it chronicled his life of plagiarism and drunken fornication and then he cursed out everyone he ever knew and gave reasons.

@Timothy P

Yeah, I know, but it looks like a Jackie Robinson towel, 42 being the only number retired by all MLB teams.

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives."
-Jackie Robinson

What's this got to do with Jackie Robinson?

Spooky action at a distance.

Nanafluffernutterella®

I invented the Nanafluffernutterella. It's a banana, peanut butter, Marshmallow Fluff, and Nutella sandwich. I think I win.

I've always liked listening to yodeling. Sue me.

@Gauldar

There is nothing illogical about being afraid of or deeply hating clowns. Freaky things with all that weird makeup! They always say they're just trying to make you laugh. Oh yeah? Well then why has no clown ever done anything funny in the history of ever?

That doesn't sound fun at all and I've done Polar Bear Swims.

Feels bad man. I don't want to serve as an example to others.

1. She probably smokes or used to and she can't go anywhere now without an oxygen tank. Lesson: Don't smoke.

2. She looks overweight at the least, obese likely, couple that with the smoking and you end up not being able to get around on your own. Lesson: Stay active, eat right.

3. Maybe if she gamble so much, she'd be able to fix her van promptly. Lesson, don't gamble more than you can afford to lose.

@Mitch

That stuff is all fake! I...uh, he probably needs reality.

I'm hopinh to get Toxoplasma gondii infection listed for illnesses which would require me to work from home.

Is there anyone in their right mind who WOULDN'T want to drink with a monkey? If you don't want to get drunk with a monkey, I don't want to know you.

They should install this on telephones and monitor text messages.

What? Really they should, I'm not being sarcastic.