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What a stoopido thing to do....

Shoulda used Vegemite.

ps: for all those stupid yanq's about to sign on and say how much they hate vegemite....YOU OWN IT. It belongs to Kraft. I guess Agent Orange in Vietnam and Vegemite in Oz, tx so much.

Hmmm...a statue from Agent Orange?
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Having been thru. a few of these countries (get it count ries?) including Ameristan (sorry, just had to say it). Let me tell you this.

I have no idea.

My theories were:
-how dirty the money was
-how old the money was
-they wanted you to see and count it with them
-the physical size of the money ie dimension in the hand
-how many notes make up a useful amount of money to buy something
-whether they thought you were slipping a dud, recalled or counterfeit note in
-culture

As an aside: I always collected the cheapest paper note I could from each country I went to for keepssakes. I ended up with so many that I created some montages for my house. The bestest, pridest superest note of place right in the center of the thing?

Of course Goofy on the 5 dollar note from Disneyworld
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LOL @ 15. Yeah I thought that that cat didn't look very happily at its owner.

So raccoons can eat/beat a cat. How is the feral cat population in the area where raccoons live? Feral cats can get very big in Oz, big enough to take down a small kangaroo (wallaby) see http://www.scottishbigcats.co.uk/worldnews45.htm

I'd a thought a cat that size would eat a raccoon for entrée.

ps: When I was in Florida we left our car for 30 seconds (all doors open) in a state park, enough time for a smash and grab of our pack of 5minute noodles by one of these things. It was so cute, didn't realise they were so dirty.
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@4 I think you mean “could you pass the camel mum?”

@1 You didn't mention cane toads.
Did you know that if you lick a cane toad it'll trip out your mind. Their poison is an hallucinogen and powerful enough to kill a croc if he eats too many.

Cane toads have even evolved in Australia into a harder species to kill. Pandas? Give`m 20 years and they will be eating tourists and bigger than a polar bear.

ps: @1 "Camel is delicious. as is Roo,Croc and Emu too"
Yeah croc is great, don't forget possum (LOL...an Oz pest in NZed!) yum.
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I live near Balaclava (one of the Jewish areas) in Melbourne and I too often wonder how they wear they getup in the heat. Can't say I ever smelt their BO. I think they would be too proud for that, espec` on the Sabbath.

My only opinion would be that the old Testament God is a mean lad and I don't know if I could cope with a teacher who is into that.

Wonder what his thoughts are on the whole Israel/Palestine thing....

On a separate note, we once tried to hunt down a raock band in Jerusalem who did 'Hacid Rock'. Never did find them but damn we were keen.
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Thumbs up to amberae 12

That was the first thing I thought, I wanna buy 20 for all the nieces and nephews (and me :), friends kids, etc.

What a grouse toy!

Where can I buy one in Melb, Oz, hmmmm.
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For what it is worth.

I picked up a variant of this 17 years ago in the mountains of Sulawesi (Indonesia) by swimming in the 1 star hotel pool (used to be a 5 star) and I couldn't resist the lovely open sewer pit (I mean pool). Got some in the mouth.....big moistake.

No pain, no ability to write letters (well this never occurred to me) but lots of itching. Cortisone helps but pills are bad news so lots of scrip high-cortisone cream (in Oz at least). In the last 12 months I have been going to a UV clinic (run by skin Doctor's) and they burn it out of you with high UV. Very effective.

It doesn't help my mind that two young Ozians females just died of sunbed UV exposure.

I hope my comments help somebody because until the last skin quack, none of them had any idea. They all called annular arrhythmia (which is quackian for 'no effin idea').
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