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Ummmm.....I have to explain myself..good grief!

Well Officer it was like this.
Ola Amigo at May 1st, 2008 at 1:20 am
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>Hmm. Well, presumption of innocence and all.They shoud >have cashed it. After all, it might have cleared Sorry >to see people have become so cynical.

Nowz I thought to myself that was a neat touch of the ridiculous as a joke...soz I joined in, espec after 'Sky' seemed to take it seriously but. So I made a tie-in joke about the declining value of the greenback (thus Yanq peso) and the cheque being future dated. You know you put a date two weeks in the future on the cheque and it can't be presented/cleared till then. Get it....future dated and in that time the USD is like the Zimbabwean dollar (bad).

Ok, with me so far? Next, I reread the Sky post and picked up their concern about being a racist and so helpfully suggested it might be 'blindist' (he has his eyes closed just like a blind person I know always does)...thus I made a joke about that being the reason he put the future dated cheque in cos he couldn't read the date!!!

HTH's : )

Now let me explain how black is really white and then watch you all get run over on the next Zebra crossing you walk over (apols to DA)
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ps: I don't know about racism but you could be a blindist. A blind person I know never opens their eyes, perhaps that is how he made the mistake of putting the cheque in before its validation date?
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Amusing. I would want the scar to add to my collection.

Another take on this is that a friend went in for an appendectomy recently and they 'keyholed' him to save on ugly scars etc but they couldn't find the appendix. 4 keyhole punches later and then a 4cm slice they found out he is one of the 3% (ish) who have their appendix on the other side of their body. So add in the second 4 cm slice.

He was FURIOUS when he woke up and found out. He looked look he had been a knife fight! We all thought it was very funny.
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LOL. To explain myself...I want one because it is so just plain silly and the coffee would be cold by the time I get it. Is this a 'Heath Robinson' device or is that something else?
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