My goodness. I guess my parents weren't susceptible to advertising, because they never gave me a laxative the whole time I was growing up. Nor an enema. And I was never slapped in the face, although a lot of other kids my age were.

I guess with all the parenting hangups we have now, they are just different hangups from earlier generations.

El Mariachi and its two sequels go to show that not only can you make profitable films for little money, but also that all you need are good looking men and a lot of violence. You certainly don't need a decipherable plot! That said, I enjoyed all of them.

I think I'd give up the $3,000 mortgage payment and keep the soft toilet paper.

It worked for me... but I resaved it, so try it again.

When's the baby due?

I love candy corn! I can't keep it around, or all my teeth would fall out. So I buy it for my MIL (who really likes it) and eat it while at her house. A limiting factor, if you will.

Hey, don't look at me; I just work here!

Here's the original:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA

More here:

http://www.cuppycake.com/

And her website:

http://www.amycastle.net/Amy_Castle_Online/Welcome.html

I know where they can get a bigger RV for less.

I've heard that also. My mother was warned not to even try when she was there. It's good to have local relatives!

Y'all clearly have more free time than I do!

There's a big difference between being unmarried and being totally alone. This guy probably can find women to date.

Her mom. What does that have to do with the topic?

Any list of tearjerkers without Old Yeller is invalid.

When I was a bartender many years ago, several regulars would ask for beer and clamato juice, or sometimes they'd ask for beer and tomato juice. None of them were Mexican or Canadian.

I thought it was gross, but then I don't like beer.