I lost my last regular job because I have kids. They couldn't understand why a single mom would have a problem transferring to a 5AM shift. But I was the ONLY single parent on staff, so I bet they were glad to get rid of me.

Now I regret all those times I worked instead of taking time off for "kid stuff".

This will work, if you go buy one, take it home, cut it in pieces, and serve it to the family for a main dish, along with tomatoes, broccoli, biscuits, and maybe a salad.

Congratulations Alex and Tiffany! Georgia is beautiful, and somehow she looks very tiny in that picture, too. It's wonderful that your parents could be here for the occasion. When the kids outnumber you, it's time to call in reinforcements!

I had that problem, too, eni. I had to move my dock to get my screen bigger. What a hassle!

I highly recommend the bacon-wrapped water chestnuts. We ate those at my wedding (using brown sugar instead of white sugar) and they were a big hit.

And that's exactly the link under the word Idefex.

At least the Wild Hagggis is native to Scotland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis

All of us. We would recognize the voice, if nothing else.

OK, now how do you get teenagers to STOP eating?

To be fair, you can buy beans locally for less than the shipping costs alone would be.

Is it the same one submitted here?

http://www.thispeanutlookslikeaduck.com/quack/

They've got everything in the world that looks like a duck.

12 ounces of Mountain Dew has 220 calories and 55 milligrams of caffeine. Google finds all.

Briannana, did you even read the item?

I wondered about that -whether it was staged, or possibly they rigged a race car with a panoramic camera. Staged makes more sense.

Thanks, Carolyn, I'll fix that.

I don't know squat about golf, either. That honestly helped, because I figured if a name was familiar to me, it was an astronaut.