High school yearbooks often feature a quote from each graduating senior, and some of them put a lot of thought into what they want to leave for posterity. Others just pull something out of a hat at the last minute, which can turn out to be the funniest for us. I really like what the triplets have done, since they knew what order they would be in. They’ve heard their names called in that same order for twelve years now at least! See 27 more of the funniest senior quotes from this year’s crop of high school graduates at Buzzfeed. Their grandchildren won’t understand them at all.
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Patients with chronic frequent grand mal seizures are sometimes helped by severing the corpus callosum, the membrane of nerves that connect the left and right hemispheres of the brain. This keeps a seizure from overwhelming the entire brain. But these patients with split brains also gave us a look at what the two hemispheres do independently of each other.
CGP Grey asks the obvious question: if we have two halves that can work independently, which one is the real us? The right brain is different from left brain, but do we really need both to be the person we always thought we were? -via reddit
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The following is an article from The Annals of Improbable Research, now in all-pdf form. Get a subscription now for only $25 a year!
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Research more or less in, on, or about dogs and/or calculus
by Otto Didact, Improbable Research staff
The College Mathematics Journal published a series of studies by humans who were chewing at the question of whether and how dogs do calculus. Here are some significant items from that series.
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“Do Dogs Know Calculus?” Timothy J. Pennings, The College Mathematics Journal, vol. 34, no. 3, May 2003, pp. 178-182.
Chefs have been telling us for years that you shouldn’t smash your burger patties in the frying pan because you’ll squeeze all the juices out. So then why do the chains Shake Shack and Smashburger do just that? Because when you do it right, the results are delicious. J. Kenji López-Alt developed a technique called the Food Lab’s Ultra-Smashed Cheeseburgers that I’m going to try out.
…as Kenji points out in his cookbook opus The Food Lab, if you smash your burger once, decisively, as soon as it hits the hot skillet—while the meat and fat are still cold—there won't be any juices (yet) to lose. You'll maximize the points of contact with the raging hot pan, which is effectively like singeing a layer of caramelization and Maillard reaction goodness onto every last bit of surface area, so it all sears into a salty, beefy crust.
It might take a bit of practice to get it exactly right, but the number of cheeseburgers I have to eat to get there is just the kind of sacrifice I’m willing to make. Check out the recipe at Food52. -via Digg
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A long drive with the most popular postman on the planet.
No one loves the mailman quite like outback Australians do. It’s mid-afternoon when the truck pulls into the dusty driveway in front of a small ranch house. The door bangs open and a small blond boy comes running down the walk pushing a big yellow Tonka. He wraps a hearty hug around the mailman’s legs—and receives a pat on the head in return—before accepting the delivery of letters into the bed of his truck.
As the boy pushes his haul back toward the house, his mother and a few other women step out. They, too, greet this mailman with easy familiarity, eager to catch up on local gossip and news for a few minutes before he continues his route.
If the scene sounds unlikely, it’s because this is no ordinary mail route. Peter Rowe’s path carves a 372-mile loop through a landscape that looks extraterrestrial: the South Australian outback. Rowe doesn’t look like a typical mailman. He’s in his sixties, with friendly, round features, and today he’s wearing a polo shirt and jeans. And for that matter, he drives no ordinary mail truck: It’s a rugged, caterpillar-like four-wheel-drive minibus that can hold a dozen passengers and still leave ample space for supplies and deliveries. For a decade, Rowe has been traveling this route twice a week, delivering mail and sundries to the few human outposts that dot this endless landscape. On an average day, it’s a 13-hour trip. To pass the time he invites tourists like me to come with him.
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Australia’s outback holds a special place in the imagination. It’s a destination synonymous in many American minds with snakes and scorpions, big rocks, and swashbuckling adventurers. People come to marvel at the stunning desert scenery and the diverse wildlife. But there’s something more mystical than that too. It’s cliché to say that people go Down Under for a perspective shift, but it does feel like a different planet. The thing that keeps awing me is the way my sense of time has changed. I don’t mean that things move slower than they do in New York City, where I live, though of course they do. It’s something deeper.
If you want the ultimate vacation getaway, you can buy your own private island. However, if you aren’t made of money, but you have some to spend on vacation, you might want to consider the folks who already bought private islands and turned them into luxury resorts. No traffic, no advertising, and plenty of room to stretch out and enjoy the beach -not to mention a resort staff dedicated to providing all you need. Pictured above is Anantara Medjumbe Island Resort off the coast of Mozambique. Read about the wonderful amenities at island resorts in Canada, Ireland, Greece, and Spain as well at Money Inc.
A new superhero has arrived! Tinder has the ability to destroy others with a left swipe! Watch him as he battles an army of evil bots set to take over the world -the world of internet dating!
Tinder is joined by other superheroes as he pursues his archnemesis eHarmony in a war of wits and superpowers. Too bad Tinder has more power than wit. He's not the hero we need, but the one we deserve. This movie trailer parody is brought to you by Rooster Teeth. -via Tastefully Offensive
Charlie Helms was golfing with friends at the Buffalo Creek Golf Course in Palmetto, Florida, when a large alligator walked across the fairway. How large was it? “Dave, get next to it for perspective!”
It’s a monster, but not unknown to the staff. A pro shop clerk said he’s between 15 and 16 feet long, and owned by Manatee County. He’s their course mascot. That’s kind of like having a dinosaur casually hang around for tourists to take pictures with. -via Buzzfeed
April Siese traveled around the world, and like many long-term travelers, she began to look for anything familiar. That would be McDonald's, with its instantly-recognizable logo. But the food isn’t exactly like you’d get in the States. It’s just closer to home than the unfamiliar foods at other eateries where you don’t speak the language. Some of it was good and different, while some was awful and different. She wrote up unvarnished reviews of five of the best McDonald's offerings from the countries she’s visited, although the bad stuff about the top five gets mentioned as well.
Margaret Knight went to work in a cotton mill in New Hampshire when she was only ten years old. After all, that was in 1848, and her widowed mother needed every penny the family could earn. Knight was smart and had a talent for making things even as a child, when she fashioned toys for her brothers and their friends.
By the time she joined the Columbia Paper Bag Company as a lowly factory worker, the 30-something, unmarried Knight had spent years as a ‘Jill-of-all-trades’, becoming proficient in daguerreotype, photography, engraving, house repair and upholstering. Spending long hours at the factory, she soon heard of current efforts to create a machine that could efficiently manufacture flat-bottomed paper bags. ‘I am told that there is no such machine known as a square-bottomed machine,’ she wrote in her journal. ‘I mean to try away at it until I get my ideas worked out.’ Independent of the factory and without her bosses’ knowledge, Knight began to study the issue intently.
And she got her ideas worked out. Knight designed a machine that would manufacture flat-bottomed paper bags so that they could be mass-produced. The trouble was that a man who’d seen her invention had gone ahead and patented it. That meant war. Read about Margaret Knight and her invention at Aeon. -via Digg
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Léo Brunel’s student animation project Voltage is a nightmare of physics for the characters, but a laugh for us! Two hapless mechanics attempt to protect a customer’s vehicle from disaster when the garage gets a little out of hand.
There is no deep message here. It’s just fun. Brunel says this sequence was inspired by Laurel and Hardy. -via Everlasting Blort
As an adult, you might still love to play with LEGO blocks, but there’s a little voice telling you that you should be doing something useful. Here’s your chance to feel both clever and resourceful!
Use LEGO bricks to make all kinds of things that you’ll actually use around the house, or solve some household problem. A second benefit will be how your guests say “Cool!” when they see what you’ve done. The LEGO chess set would be perfect for a game of Coaster Chess. -via Viral Viral Videos
When you’re the younger brother, you’re always player two. That’s the way it is growing up playing video games with your older sibling. But there comes a time when “the way it is” suddenly is no more. Older brothers grow up, leave home, and the younger is now player one. While it’s nice to be number one, it’s a bittersweet victory.
Zachary Antell captures that feeling that so much of the video game generation can relate to, in this story that’s making the rounds of various film festivals. If you ever bonded with a sibling over The Legend of Zelda or Super Mario, you might need to have a hankie ready. -via Geeks Are Sexy
Redditors who drive for a living outdid themselves with a one-upmanship series of posts over the weekend. It all started when redditor 060789 posted a picture and said, “I know it's not the most interesting pic in the world, but here's the inside of my garbage truck, for all your inner kids who wanted to see one.” Yes, people wanted to see the interior cab of a garbage truck! But that started a chain of events as other people started posting interior shots of the vehicles they drive for a living.
Redditor corey_m_snow admitted, “It's not *quite* as cool as a garbage truck, but here's the driver's area of my school bus, where I sit for up to six hours a day, sometimes more.” Yes, there are a lot of people who did not ride a school bus while they were growing up.
How about a fire truck? Redditor polak187 gave us the cab of his fire department command vehicle. Oh, it gets better. You can actually say "that escalated quickly."
When a guy tries to write a nice love letter, or poem, or comic describing what a lovely sight a lady is, he can get all emotional and clever. Or he can end up on some overly-literal tangent because he’s just that observant. And if he’s lucky, she’ll understand and take it as he initially intended. This is the latest from Grant Snider at Incidental Comics.
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