You Can't Handle These Lumps by Guiganoide

The Lumpy Space Princess was born with all her lovely lady lumps, so she's had time to figure out how to work what she's got and drive the guys wild! It's not every day that some ordinary guy from a candy kingdom gets to talk to an actual alien princess, and when she's also delightfully lumpy it's like a two-for-one for some lucky dude! The only guy who doesn't seem swayed by her lovely lady lumps is Finn, but that's because he likes those stuck up skinny girls who do science and stuff, and he doesn't realize what an adventure he's missing!

Isn't it time you brought some lumps to your geeky wardrobe? With this You Can't Handle These Lumps t-shirt by Guicanoide you can get all lumpy and make your fellow fans turn purple with envy!

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Fear The Beard by Butnyes

Moustaches are manly but not that scary, but as soon as they become part of a beard the whole hairy look becomes utterly terrifying, that is if you're a villain. Sometimes they get scared because the man behind the beard is a cold hearted badass, other times they're terrified by the thought of all that mystical power concealed within a guy's gray shaggy beard, and then there's the Wolverine. He's such a stud that he doesn't need a moustache or beard hairs in the middle of his chin to make a statement, his claws do all the talking for him!

Spread awareness about the power of facial hair with this Fear The Beard t-shirt by Butnyes, which can also be used as a field guide to personality types in the urban jungle.

Visit Butnyes's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

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Measuring stuff can be an ordeal, what with the 2.54 centimeters in an inch and the 453.592 grams in a pound, but if you think the differences between U.S. customary and metric are wacky you've never tried to measure the amount of land a single person behind a single oxen can till "in the morning hours."

At least the units used by the two main systems of measurement make sense, but how the heck did people use “a cow’s grass”, aka the amount of grazing land needed to feed a single cow, as a unit of measurement?

And if you think that’s hard to wrap your head around try measuring the difference in shoe sizes by The Barleycorn, which originally stood for the size of a corn of barley but has since been standardized to 1/3 of an inch. The Barleycorn must die!

Read about 10 Of The Most Absurd Units Of Measurement On Earth at io9

Some monks sit and read old bible verses all day, some sit in silence and pray for the world’s sins, and then there are those monks who train both their bodies and their spirits to become mighty enlightened.

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These monks become total badasses who can accomplish physical feats that seem impossible by normal human standards, their body conditioning pushing the limits of the human body to the very edge.

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Check out this video of a Shaolin monk who has trained his body to become an ultimate tool of awesomeness- he's able to withstand just about anything his sparring partner throws at him, including a drill to the head. (Warning- totally intense!)

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Mr. T is part tough guy, part motivational speaker and all larger-than-life, and even though he has played some iconic roles during his thirty plus years in showbiz he simply hasn’t been in enough stuff.

Maybe it’s his immutable style, or his gruff method of delivering lines, but whatever the reason Mr. T is a hard hire for projects with scripts sadly missing the stage direction “Mr. T enters and talks about pitying fools".

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Luckily we're about to have more T on our TV, because the mohawked macho man is coming back in a new show on DIY Network called I Pity The Tool, where he'll tackle the world of home renovation.

From Clubber Lang to installing concrete countertops, now that's what I call a range of roles!

-Via Boing Boing

Nintendo has created their own signature brand of strange during their thirty plus years in the video game business, and yet even they have cancelled games because they were just too strange to sell.

Games like Donkey Kong's Fun With Music and Super Mario Spikers had all the right faces, and yet they didn't properly fit into the mainstream Nintendo universe, deemed too weird to sell.

And then there's Mike Tyson's Intergalactic Power Punch, a game that sounds like a great follow up on paper but actually stunk worse than Venusian slime when playtested. It's a shame Intergalactic Power Punch never got off the ground, because we finally could have played as Tyson!

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Read more about The 7 Most Bizarre Games Nintendo Almost Released over at Gamma Squad

Fans of The Simpsons are a dedicated bunch, which isn't surprising since many of us grew up watching wacky stuff happen on the mean streets of Springfield. As fans grow up they look for more adult ways to express their love of that colorful cartoon show, and the most popular adult way to show love for The Simpsons is with a totally boss tattoo!

Some feel that sporting a sexy Milhouse tattoo on their calf will totally change their life

And a tattoo of stunt triking Homer will inspire all who see your ink

And if you're a cartoon loving badass you might as well get a killer Sideshow Bob tattoo

All of these amazing Simpsonian tattoos and many, many more can be found at an Instagram account called The Simpsons Tattoo, where the tattoo ink flows like cartoon blood and the collection seems to grow by the day.

-Via Dangerous Minds

Americans find Canadians fascinating in many ways, and even though our neighbors to the north are way more like us than many ‘Mericans would like to admit we're fascinated by the differences in our cultures.

We have an undeniable fascination with Canadian slang, which many Americans are introduced to by TV shows like The Kids In The Hall and SCTV, and the most Canadian movie ever made, Strange Brew.

Bob and Doug taught us when to use words like “hoser” and “beauty”, and to follow up most sentences with “eh?!”, but most Canadian slang eludes Americans because we don’t hear it on a daily basis.

Want to make Canadian slang part of your vocabulary? Check out BuzzFeed’s 15 Real Canadian Slang Terms And What They Mean and get a skookum lesson in Canadian slang, you keener!

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Imgur user MorbidMalignant made a series of infographics that give credit where credit is due in terms of zombie and people killing on The Walking Dead. The carnage fest is such fun to watch that viewers may have lost count, so these graphics are a handy guide to the slaughter. The top nine killers of Season One are below; the rest of the graphics and stats on the top ten killers from the remaining seasons are here.

Spring is in the air, and April is the perfect month to get outside and do all those outdoorsy type activities you like to do, that is, when it's not raining. 

April brings Arbor Day, Earth Day and showers that will hopefully lead to some May flowers. Celebrate the season of thawing and green with these spring inspired t-shirts from the NeatoShop!

When the winter frost begins to thaw nature comes back to life

Golden Afternoon by Miski

Those who have spent the winter hibernating come out to see the flowers bloom

Baby Ivy by Poopsmoothie

And creatures great and small who have been cooped up all winter start feeling frisky

April Groot's Day by Boggs Nicolas

Howl's Moving Castle by Coconut_Design

Howl separated himself from human society long ago, and yet he still exists in our world, his strange castle moving across the country still constantly forced to contend with civilization. Most people find the structure strange, and avoid Howl's marvelous monstrosity like the plague, but those who have the nerve and are actually curious enough to see what lies inside the structure are greeted with a wonderland of imagination and magical delight that make the outside world seem like an extremely mundane place to live.

Bring some anime inspired imagination to your geeky wardrobe with this Howl's Moving Castle t-shirt by Coconut_Design, it's bold and geeky just like your favorite animated Ghibli films!

Visit Coconut_Design's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty cool designs:

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The bold and brassy Jayne Cobb from Firefly famously wore a ridiculous orange beanie hat because “a man walks down the street in that hat--people know he's not afraid of anything.” Jayne would have done better to wear this crocheted dress by cosplayer Laura of Rebel Among The Stars. She plans to wear it to the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo.

You may remember a previous work by Laura that we’ve featured. She once made a full-length dress that looks like the Fourth Doctor’s scarf.

You’re lying in bed, tired. But you’re also hungry. That’s a problem, unless you’re sleeping on The Gummy Bear Mattress, a special queen size mattress commissioned by furniture supplier Craig’s Beds. The company made it in collaboration with Twelv magazine using over 26,000 gummy bears. Craig’s Beds insists that the bears are hibernating, so it’s safe to sleep on them. It hopes to use the mattress to promote its new Summerfield mattress.

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A cat is a musical instrument! Matthew Serge Guy’s cat in particular is highly playable. Open the Catcordion in another tab or window. You can play the keys by tapping on them with your pointer. You can also compress or extend the bellows by reducing and expanding the window of your web browser horizontally. Try it!

-via Dave Barry