This country has "temples" built to honor all sorts of non-religious ideals: Knowledge (Library), Patriotism (Tomb of the Unknown Soldier), Justice (Courthouse). That some of these are practical is an added benefit.

For me, a temple exalting the virtues of nonspecific love (or any other emotion) is a bit stupid.

Another presidential requirement... they can't have served two terms already. And the merry-go-round thing is just cheating.

I guess his sexism and transphobia is common knowledge.

Do they realize that fast food restaurants NEVER WASH those trays? (At least not in the U.S.A.)

The discovery of the 'Chia Professor' shows that the animal phase is, in fact, a complex simulant. Each chia apparently has the ability to adopt the visual characteristics of certian other animals (or other entitys?) when first born. It seems that genetically the Chia are only capable of a limited suite of possible forms, and once it adopts a form can not change. It has not been determined how this first form is selected - is it genetically programmed, or is it a case of adopting the first shape it sees? Or, even more interestingly, is it something determined by the seeds resulting from the plant phase?

(in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) "It's not a puma!"
Seriously though, that looks like a jaguar to me.
In other news, this is the second time I've been able to make the "It's not a puma" joke in my life.

My curling iron goes to 11.

After spending hours cleaning her room the day before, Emily woke up to find a new list with escalating demands. Do your homework. Study for the test. Help mom wash the dishes. No matter how hard Emily tried to satisfy the Tooth Fairy's demand, the night always bring a new letter with a new demand.

Life lesson here: Never appease terrorists and tooth fairies.

Wow that's an amazing cover up. Cover up's are really hard for tattoo artists, and in this particular case, he nailed it! I don't even know how he did it! That's amazing...