I've heard that sharks mistake a person in a black wet suit, for a seal. The black oval on the torso looks seal-shaped to me. I wonder if the shark thinks so too?
Crystallized honey is not spoiled, it's just dried out. You can fix it by heating in the microwave and adding a little water. Mix well and it will stay liquid when it cools.
Freschetta with Rising Crust is the best I've had. DiGiorno RC is good too. Walmart store brand RC is surprisingly good for $3.99. I'm all about the crust, baby! The rising crust tastes more like real yeast dough which is what the pizza places use. Don't keep a RC in your freezer for more than 3 months or the yeast dies and you have flat doughy crust. Mama Celeste is good for the super cheapos. I spread some oil on the bottom of the crust before cooking to keep it from being so dry. Cook in a toaster oven or real oven.