I can't believe anyone would order this or make it! This customer should keep his sick, twisted fantasies private like the rest of us do.

Sign me up for the ice cube mask and bicycle tube floats. The lay flat reading glasses are brilliant! I don't buy hardbacks because they are too heavy to read in bed. The cow catcher for your car is pretty cool too!

What is that sticking out of the back of Sunny Jim's head? Force Wheat Flakes, the old school Viagra?

Wow, I thought watching paint dry was exciting!

Get this lady a skirt, stat!

One of the things on my bucket list. Someday, I want to see fireflies. We don't have them where I live.

This explains so much. Have you seen what goes for Designer shoes these days? You would have to be crazy to wear that Sh*t!

I learned about Philo T. Farnsworth in school. I thought everyone know about him.

I love the map bouquet, it's spectacular!

The Germans treated these people horrifically. Am I sensing a theme here?

This is just a glorified cardboard box, how can it protect your head in a crash?

Horrifying!