Charley, they've had multiple smash hits since they came on the scene a couple years ago.

--TwoDragons

Oh it's just a false alarm, y'all. The Zx'mr!xis from planet Fleeg were on a road trip and there wasn't a potty for another 20 parsecs...

--TwoDragons

Why should I bother paying to go to a glorified outhouse?!

--TwoDragons

Yeah, and most thong-wearers are so very much NOT the kind of creature that should be going out in public. At least not unless they're wearing anything less than, oh, say, several burqas...

--TwoDragons

Sky Dancers taken off the market?! Then why are the shelves at the W-M I work at crammed with the things? I kid you not, they're about as popular as Bratz dolls. (Now THERE is something that needs to be taken off the market...ugh...)

I guess they redesigned them or something. But they're still being sold, trust me!

--TwoDragons

"thwong"; Old English for the sound a thong makes when you give the wearer a Nuclear Wedgie. ;-)

--TwoDragons

Ir's so ugly and weird-looking, it's cool! *LOL*

--TwoDragons

**SNORT!!**

I'd probably see whales in the Highland Lakes before I see a raise like that! ;-)

--TwoDragons

That is a great story! But I cried like a little girl when I heard that one of the babies passed away...*sniffle*

--TwoDragons

Aleki, you are so lucky to be able to study such a noble creature! I've always wanted to go whale-watching, but...well, I'm flat broke and can't afford the travel expenses--and one doesn't find many humpback whales in the middle of Texas... *sigh*

--TwoDragons

Here's one for ya: That dent in the middle of your upper lip is called a philtrum. My son knew that before he even knew where his wrist is. Crazy kiddo...*LOL*

--TwoDragons

Yeah, this stuff probably feels pretty funky inside. Ew.

Condoms work just fine, along with a smidgen of common sense and a pound of caution...

--TwoDragons

As awkward as it already is for a guy to pause mid-foreplay to *ahem* put on a "raincoat", I can onliy imagine it being a hundred times more of a buzzkill to hear these words:

Him: "Mmmmm, ooh baby, I love you...hold on just a moment--"
*shhhhhhhk! shhhhhhhhhhhhhhk!ayiithat'sfriggincoldshhhhhhhhk!*
"--OK darling, I'm ready..."

Her: "...and I have a headache now."

--TwoDragons

ow, my ribs hurt...must not think of Wolverine van Pelt again...too late!BWAAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*

--TwoDragons

If you look really carefully, you'll find a glowing nose hidden in there...*LOL*

--TwoDragons