Mayo only. Miracle Whip is only good for filling Ziploc bags with it and launching them in catapults.

--TwoDragons

Corrine--I looked everywhere...where is it?

(Or are ya pullin' our legs here...? *grin*)

--TwoDragons

No kidding--he's quick with that ladle, isn't he?

That is some serious talent, there...

--TwoDragons

WOW! Those things look too pretty to eat!

--TwoDragons

That bubble-windshield looks like a giant pair of byoo-tocks to me...*LOL

--TwoDragons

iTunes has McKee's album, it was a small matter of shelling out a pittance in virtual cash and waiting a couple minutes. I've been enjoying his work for about half an hour, now. Great driving tunes, very relaxing. Count me a new fan! :-)

--TwoDragons

Oooooooohhhhhh...I LOVE auroras! I've only seen one in my life, when I was about 12. The whole Texas sky was lit from horizon to horizon by a brilliant red glow, shot through with streaks of green. It left me breathless and weeping with awe...

*sigh* I hope I get to see another one someday soon...maybe this will be my chance, perhaps...

--TwoDragons

Ambergris: Proof that Humans Will Wear Anything...

--TwoDragons

I started this one up while my son was sitting on my lap. We watched the whole thing, entranced...after it finished, he kept asking me to play it again. And again. And again...

Definitely gets the Zane TwoDragons Seal of Approval! *LOL*

--TwoDragons

Sorry, they look too much like clown shoes. I'll stick to pushing my Dirt Devil around, thanks... ;-)

--TwoDragons

Awesome music, very easy on the ears! Someone has definitely been inspired by Stanley Jordan...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_Jordan

--TwoDragons

Sorry, even if it IS Darth Vader, I just couldn't justify paying as much for a seasonal culinary item as I do every month on my house...

Anyways, there's something vaguely disturbing about cramming a pecan into an iconic cyborg's head...

--TwoDragons

I am laughing my effin head off...

--TwoDragons

I have a thumb so green, I bleed sap when cut. I would soooooooo love a wall like that in my living room!

--TwoDragons

Um, I can find all sorts of major firefighter no-nos on this clip:

1. You don't use a standard fire extinguisher on a PETROLEUM fire, it just spreads the oil-based stuff around and the moving air generated around the spray causes the spreading flames to flare up worse...

2. The subgenius firefighter then goes on to start ANOTHER fire while standing in a pool of the extinguisher-petroleum mess...

3. ...while still holding the highly-flammable can of gas he just poured onto the fire...

4. ...and then he panics, and fails to do the most basic thing that even kindergarteners the world over are taught--Stop, Drop and Roll--and flings the resulting Can O' Liquid Conflagration around.

This guy shouldn't be trusted with anything more flammable than a soggy dishrag. Yipes!

--TwoDragons