You're welcome! Good job in convincing the hubbie to pose for the bookmark.

Hm... I thought that boats go on the water and submarines are, well, submarines (like they dive and such). Showed how much I know about the subject.

In my defense, I get seasick easily and thus avoided all sort of vessels that go on the water.

He's naked because the wings are hot! Duh! :)

Better question is: how many wings eating competition does one have to enter to earn the nickname "Wing Tut"?

And I'm glad you've regained your vision, JR! I wince at the thought of getting hot sauce in my eyes...

My initial reaction was "Bwahahahaha! Suck it, thief!"

Then I thought "Hm, if he is a criminal, what are the chances he'd have a gun or something?"

@Roger, re: entrapment - don't police do it all the time? They just call it a "sting operation".

Hey! I did that when I was a small boy but they said not to draw outside the line :)

I thought it was a good job, too! Now, let's see ... what was I doing when I was a 10-year old lad. Probably just busy reading comic books and avoiding doing HW....

And I, too, learn something new. Like the Spanish word for "bean" not being the same in Spain as it is in Mexico.

How about the rest of Latin America - is it "frijol" or "judías"?

In the Cretaceous-Tertiary (K-T) boundary 65 million years ago, there was sudden and massive extinction. This didn't just affect dinosaurs: marine animal and plant life were both affected.

On the other hand, extinction is a process, and although asteroid played a big role, other factors like diseases, lack of food, or climate change might have been the ones that finished off the big guys.

Well, Lady Cooper, what else would a guy bling out his car if not for attracting and hypnotizing the ladies? ;)

I do like Rudy - though I haven't decided whom to vote for, I'd give him a serious thought if he got the Republican nomination.

If or when Andrew Arnold make one parodying Democratic candidates (or if anyone can point one out that is as funny/well done), I'll be sure to post it.

I did notice that the article is 4 years old this time, but thought that it's still neat anyhow!

@Brayden - I'm sorry to hear that your father had to undergo surgery, but am glad to hear that he is on the road to good health. Recently, my father had a mild stroke (he's also recovering, thank God) so I know what it felt like having a health emergency in your family.

I was actually sympathetic to morbidly obese people like Renee Williams. I don't think that the condition is their fault (I mentioned that "I don’t think morbidly obese people like Rene could control what she ate - even if she wanted to.")

In extreme cases like Renee's, there is always an enabler: she is bed-ridden and cannot get out of bed. Even though her condition worsened and her weight ballooned, someone in her family a) didn't call the doctor b) kept on feeding her lots of food.

In many cases of gastric bypass surgery, nurses have to frisk/search family members visiting the patient for food contrabands!

I changed my mind about capital punishment. I used to think that there are crimes so heinous that the only suitable punishment is the death penalty.

I still think there are criminals who deserved to die slow, painful deaths a thousand times over, but I've lost confidence in the justice system in determining guilt beyond reasonable doubt.

Whenever I read reports of inmates released after decades of incarceration for crimes they didn't commit, I thought "how many people have we put to death for crimes they didn't commit?"

Hahahahaha! Good catch Christophe - I'll still be writing 07 till about like March or something.

Erhm, there's an image on this post, just like in virtually all of Neatorama's post. Maybe try to refresh your browser, murre?