Yay! The white moose lives on!

Thanks Pedro! I've fixed the error.

Thanks fz - occasionally we managed to post some "neat" stuff here :)

Thank you for the interesting thoughts, guys. I'm not as pessimistic as Doctor Slack on the future of democracy.

Sid Morrison: you're right. Ambiguity of guilt (or more directly, the inherent inability to fully and conclusive determine guilt in all cases) is a big reason for me to change my mind on capital punishment, but I agree with your other points.

Orionriver: we've had a long and interesting (though I'm not sure anyone changed anyone else's mind) on the Second Amendment here.

Good to hear that you've recovered and are cancer-free, ruby!

The same guys that did the Japanese Food Fight, Matrix Ping Pong and so on ...

That origami lens is awesome. Damn Interesting, as usual, rawks!

From the Urban Dictionary, a meeple is:

a small fuzzy mammal that pops up outta the ground to bite your groin.

Sucker #1: "Holy fudge! That meeple bit me a good one! Nasty buggers!"

Sucker #2: "Ha, ha, h- mother potato! He got me too!"

That was the first thing that came to my mind too, anon! You beat me to it...

Ah, the benefit of having a tin ear is that music sounds just fine coming in from a cheap radio or a computer speaker ...

You should look up polyphasic sleep [wiki], Widgett Walls.

Aye, "covered it up" was my attempt at a pun. ;)

Yes, a spoonerism. Cood gall, xirvyg.

I'm with Malignant Monkey (never thought I'd say that): if this temporary act of rudeness spurs a kid to do better in school, then I'm all for it.

If not, then the kid better get used to being treated rudely in life, working at McDonald's and all...

So somewhere in the multiverse is a rich, handsome, and talented Alex? Sweeeeet!

I agree with you, Dave: VonSkippy is a Neatorama treasure!