It is coloured, With crosshatches.

If a word-change is enough to throw you so far off balance that you're irrational, perhaps the planet would be a better place without you. There are no delusional fantasies here. Our language is a constantly evolving thing -- and making single-sex labels more accurate in the 21st century is not that big of a deal. This isn't anything new. It's been going on for some 40 years! It's why we say flight attendant now, not stewardess and most Thirty-somethings have grown up saying fire fighter, not fireman. Manhole is a ridiculous name. It doesn't even describe what it is accurately! It's a hole for all men? No, it's a hole for maintenance access. The new name is far superior. Similarly, the name for our species SHOULD be humankind, not mankind. That's just more accurate. So, how about you get a grip? Why is it that it's always the conservatives who are having meltdowns but they call other people snowflakes? Projection I guess.

Apparently the term "smart light bulb" means that you have to be really smart to operate one!

The end of the world is near

That's what I'd call an OCD compliant bulb.

I've seen that picture of a polar bear in snow.

I'm afraid this will start a new trend at Disney (and elsewhere). Next March, we could hear "You think you've seen Rise of Skywalker? You haven't seen all of it yet, unless you spend another $12 to see it again in theaters with more footage!"

True love knows no season!

This calls for a call out to McMansion Hell -- https://mcmansionhell.com/ - It's strayed a bit from its original purpose (to call out the nightmare that is the average McMansion) but it's amusing to wander through -- I believe she coined the term "lawyer foyer" (which you can probably figure out is one of those overly grand ones.)