@Rohin: LOL..

to those who think this is fake-- of course it's not fake. why would someone go through the trouble of taking that many pictures with that many haircuts and shirts and not have it take several years?

this dude was totally hot. and don't crap on him for [maybe] discovering pot towards the end of this experiment. think of it as part of the process of 8 years of growth, both internal and external. @Thespian: the shaven head thing got me too! i loved that it would go really short and then frizz out. fun.

it's all part of Gargamel's plan... muahahaha

You're doing great, Miss Cellania. Keep up the good work.

yunno, not only am i baffled that people commit these stupid crimes, but i'm more baffled at how easily some of them are carried out. ever since one guy gave a teller a note saying he was robbing the place, every other thief has been doing the exact same thing! if someone handed me a note like that, i would probably make a big fuss to scare him away. if he doesn't have the guts to say something to me while carrying out his crime, i won't give him the satisfaction of handing him any money. people are so f*ckin stupid.

best. picture. evar.

Heckling Holly Sassy-snew-Who

i want a sloth as a pet soo bad.. they sleep somewhere around 20 hours a day, but if you've ever seen one sleeping, it's cuteness alone is reason enough to own one. i want to name him frank. or hector.

when i look at this particular picture, i see the worst idea for a Mario Kart level, except knowing Nintendo, the road would be icey and you would have to get to the end in under 30 seconds.

i love robot chicken. there's no other show that can give you a taste of law&order, crispy style. it's also the perfect show for those of us with lacking attention spans.

he looks like the guy from those penile disfunction commercials.

ok.. wearing pink underwear and watching the disney channel is more unusual than it is cruel. in fact, i don't think it's cruel at all. especially because dudes wearing pink is not at all a rarity anymore, and seeing their underwear hanging out of their pants is something we see on an everyday basis, criminals and civilians alike.

@Thomas: i agree. if bars had breathalizers or offered a free breathalizer keychain with the third shot, people might take a little more responsibility. my friend got a DWI and wasn't even intoxicated. she had one beer and they didn't make her take the breathalizer. she's on probation and her license was suspended (not sure for how long, though). it's on her record. and she probably wears pink underwear willingly.

a local man is taking our penile system for granted by committing petty theft and turning himself in every time. he has been in and out of jail for years and i bet he doesn't plan on stopping these actions. i can think of no other reason he would do this than the homely environments provided by our prisons. i mean, free room and board, free meals, free clothes... i'm wondering how many criminals commit crimes just so they can go to jail. i'm sure that's why there are so many returning convicts too.

yay! let's promote homelessness! how does miss Lida expect homeless people to pay for these designer jackets? HEY! let's design a jacket for people who can't even afford their next meal! donate a coat; don't design one and hope they're gonna buy it.

how.. neatorific! i'm so glad that companies like UPS are making changes in their driving operations. i know it's becoming such a fad to be 'green' but i hope that this is one fad that doesn't go out of style. we have such a technological advantage these days, and i'm so glad companies are actually harnessing those abilities.

Best. Show. Evar.

It's coming on just in time for my friend to come back from Japan! This has been a highly anticipated event. Hooray for LOST!

Dan Piraro is my favorite...

Have you guys seen the "American Dad" episode on this topic? Stan Smith knows the true meaning of Christmas.

In other news, my cousin (who is a teacher at an elementary school) had to get rid of their Christmas-specific decorations (Santa.. a tree.. of course the nativity scenes.. etc.) and they couldn't even celebrate Christmas festivities. They had "Holiday Week."

As a true atheist, I do not feel offended in the slightest by Christmas celebrations. Because rather than viewing it as a holiday centered on the birth of Christ, I celebrate family and the wholesome feeling of giving. I don't know why the hell everybody is freaking out about this. Non-Christians will celebrate the way that they want to, ragardless of whether they are offended by JC Penny's Christmas display or not. Are non-Christians REALLY offended? or are advertisers and the rest of the media trying to make worse that which is political correctness? What the hell is with political correctness when EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT FROM EVERYBODY! It is IMPOSSIBLE to be completely correct in every instance. If we can't be correct in all aspects, why strive to be correct at all?

It *urks* me to no end when times of love, gathering, and kindness is overshadowed by the dick-licks that feel that the true origins are offensive. The origin of Christmas was to celebrate Jesus' birth; to bring family together that ONE TIME during the year and share gifts and tasty food; to remember past Christmases when Uncle Frank was still an alcoholic and decided to piss on the lawn ornaments. What happened to that? Why should we change how we celebrate Christmas NOW when the holiday itself hasn't changed? Go out! Celebrate Christmas! Eat cookies until you vomit! Have fun and be joyous. Or you can do like my Grandmother does (I call her MiMi) and have a vanilla/chocolate split cake with coconut shavings and sing Happy Birthday to Jesus. Whatever. Just celebrate and be Merry.

i think the real question is: who looks at their poop longer than the duration it takes to cyclone down the toilet?

you're literally flushing $450 down the toilet..