Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Does being a writer make you more prone to mental illness? Or does mental illness make you more prone to write?

As far as I'm concerned, it's still "unibrow". Maybe it's a regional thing... I've never really heard the term "monobrow".

I thought the Breast Ripper was a gadget. Didn't they used to sell those things? They were supposed to exercise your breasts. Get them "ripped". Oh, well.

Geez... you already get four weeks of vacation. Don't get greedy, now!

They don't come in children's sizes because, generally, children's footwear has sticky spots so they DON'T slip on the floors.

They don't come in men's sizes because, if the men fell and hurt their bums, their wives would have to put up with whining for weeks.

Not sure why they don't come in sizes for larger ladies, though...

What do they do if they need a state fruit as well? (Don't tell me... they pick lettuce, right?)

How many brains? That will be important. Do you treat them/her as two children with one body or one child with two faces?

Why would I want to lick a stick of frozen vinegar (and, presumably, food colouring)?

It's cool when people die on their birthdays. I mean, you have to go sometime... so why not make it nice and neat? Then your family only has to mourn/celebrate on one day.

If you crossed #1 off the list, you'd be a little further ahead on #4 and #7.

The "go forth and multiply" idea wasn't conceived (ugh... sorry) when the population was pushing toward 7 billion, that's for sure.

This study was biased because it didn't include dogs. I would expect to find an even better health effect from dogs, actually. Sure, you can pet them and have companionship (like with cats)... but dogs will also get you off your butt and outside because they need exercise... and therefore you get exercise, too.

And is it really healthier to give love to something that couldn't care less if you didn't come home one night? Dogs are always glad to see you. Cats? Not so much.

I had a cardboard version of one of these when I was a kid. It was tricky at first, but once you did it a couple of times, it was easy.

Before I saw that last panel, I was thinking what a couple of dumbasses they were for not just draping the folded chain across the track.

And what's up with the almost identical third and fourth panels?

Toxoplasmosis can be transmitted from cats to humans (that's why they say that pregnant women shouldn't clean litterboxes). But as far as things like SARS goes, I would suspect that the disease transmission was from eating the cats... not just being around them.

I always had trouble with this in French class. Glad to know I'm not the only one!