What other endangered animals can they certify as kosher? Who needs climate change when we can cause extinctions just by changing out dietary habits!

Extortion isn't a crime? Hmmm...

Interesting, but I don't think she was "born twice". Doesn't being born imply leaving the womb altogether (and possibly having the umbilical cord cut)?

This is obviously some sort of mental disorder, and if you read the attached article, it kind of makes sense (in an odd sort of way). It's apparently a control thing. Well, think about it. An inanimate object can never talk back or hurt your feelings (but if it does, that's probably a sign of some other mental disorder)!

That would be an awful name to have. I can understand why you'd want to change it.

Still, I don't really see why they'd end the bloodline on purpose. I'm sure not ALL the Hitler genes are bad. There are distant cousins to consider (and Hitler wasn't even a "real" Hitler; his father took the name, probably because it sounded better than Schicklgruber).

Besides, it's how you use what you've got that counts. Imagine if Hitler had used his power for good instead of evil...

I can't get past the idea of swinging around a tube filled with pee. I don't think I'd want to play golf with a guy who was using one of these.

And why do guys always have to find new places and ways to pee? Is there some biological reason why they can't hold it until they get back to the clubhouse like women do?

Poor dog. She's probably embarrassed.

You know this thread is just going to turn into a flame war between the pro-gun people and the anti-gun people.

Personally, I think it's a little scary. Carrying a concealed gun is one thing, but having it out in the open like that seems to present more of a danger. If the gun owner is not 100% on guard, any prankster or kid could snatch it. That's what I'd be worried about (more so than insecure people needing to display their firepower in the grocery store).

So that's how they did it. The news here wasn't very clear at first, leaving me to wonder if they'd even had a security system to guard the millions of dollars of artwork at all.

I really hope they find the pieces. It would be such a shame if they were melted down for such a small amount of gold.

I hope it's washable. Something like that is bound to get all gunked up with makeup and/or face grease.

I bet that icing mushroom tastes better than a real mushroom.

Well, duh. Or maybe it's just because I have OCD that this seems obvious.

"if someone pooped, we’d know just by walking into the building – not even into our apartment"

Thank goodness some buildings don't allow pets. Pet owners like this just make the living experience miserable for everyone!

*sigh* It's our fault again, is it?

How do they know that these people wouldn't have developed problems anyway? Maybe the reason they were smoking pot in the first place was a form of self-medication for milder symptoms.