They must've smelled relatively nice! I mean, compared to the other folks who only bathed twice a year.

Just what I want holding my nice, clean towel: a filthy old tennis ball.

I guess it's supposed to be humourous, but he just comes across as a wimp who never learned how to ride a simple two-wheeler without training wheels.

Weird.

If this is indeed true, why hasn't the mother been charged with child endangerment?

No sparks? Wow.

But nuclear energy is supposed to be CLEAN.

So people who lived before movies and TV didn't dream.

Right?

First of all, a three-year-old is hardly a baby. And second... well, I've heard of urine therapy (and urine does contain urea, which is in a lot of cosmetics already). I just hope he takes off the diapers before he hits someone. That really would be a weapon!

Sounds like they have a great marriage. Or... they did.

4.58... eh.

So there's no bathroom? That really is "zero-star" living!

Good for him!

Sounds like the U.S. government needs to take some of the advice that's been thrown about lately: "Don't buy what you can't afford to pay for!"

I kind of doubt that no sex is the reason she's so old. Sex is supposed to be good for you.

Good lord... Imagine how old she might've ended up if she'd had some sex!