Aaron, there are heavier people than these who commute with me to work every day. One of them uses a scooter, but, come on, they live in the UK not in some third-world craphole-- there have to be as many scooter ramps as in the US.

Anyway, they are giving back to the community: they can use their bathroom as a stress-test for the local sewer system.

They did that in an episode of Red Dwarf. JFK ended up going to prison, and so the Red Dwarf crew takes him back to his own assassination and lets him shoot himself from the grassy knoll. It also had a hilarious cannibalism joke.

Signs was a terrible film in so many ways...

Unbreakable, and The Sixth Sense, everything past that has been godawful. Senor, I also got the "twist" in the first scene-- IMO it's pretty obvious when he's talking to the mom and she doesn't respond even slightly to it. (People who are actively ignoring you will respond to you in certain ways, turning the other way etc.)

MaiQ, what are you complaining about? That some McDonalds employees in some country that probably has zero littering or environmental laws whatsoever, threw some trash in the parking lot instead of the dumpster? Oh, and in the last few photos they hired some guys to pick it up?

Yes, that's certainly damning-- I guess?

Hasn't the "McDonalds food lasts for 20 years" thing been debunked 80,000 times by now? I bet it's been debunked at least once on this site.

How about we stop spreading urban rumors, and start spreading facts, eh?

There's two factors here:
1) Any well-done burger patty will last for a very long time, it's basically a dried meat at that point. Like beef jerky, which also lasts (gasp shock awe) many years.

2) All non-burger ingredients in a McDonalds hamburger goes bad pretty much exactly how you'd expect them to... I dare you to eat one after even 1 week in a refrigerator.

>Must be nice to be wealthy enough that you never take
>your blinders off to see that the people you call fat
>at their own fault are actually POOR PEOPLE who are
>forced to fill their stomaches with crap and they
>would never be able to survive otherwise.

WTF? It's a hell of a lot cheaper to buy healthy ingredients from a store than McDonalds hamburgers. Are you serious, or did I get trolled?

If you're using IE6, you aren't installing security updates. (Or you're stuck on Windows 2000!) Bad, no cookie.

Seems to be that age 51 is a pretty average age when you die in 1850, coffee addiction or no. A quick Google shows me that the average American lifespan in 1850 was 47: http://www.well.com/~mp/a31.html

This was an old MST3K gag. And they actually built one, so there's no way this is the first. :P

I have no problem with people who want to control guns, as long as they do it the correct way: amend the Constitution. Stop all this BS inching slowly, one law by another, towards banning firearms-- if you're going to do it, just DO it.

That said, as long as the Second Amendment stands, I support it entirely. Frankly, I don't care if firearms are banned or not, but people trying to circumvent the Constitution through dubious "interpretations" really piss me off. As someone posted above, if you can circumvent one Amendment, what stops you from circumventing more at a whim? Like it or not, the Second Amendment says I can go out and buy a gun, and if you want to remove that right from me, you need to amend the Constitution. Period.

BTW, stop blaming the dad in this case. Read more articles than the one Neatorama posted (which is heavily biased): there was a instructor present.

It's entirely the fault of the instructor present. He's an *instructor*, the entire point of his job is to teach people how to use guns safely, and yet he signed off on giving an 8-year-old a gun that even full-grown men have trouble handling.

I don't blame the father in this case; his only crime was assuming the instructor was competent.

This surprises me in two ways:

1) That anybody would take offense at this
2) That Atlanta didn't anticipate this years ago and switch the signs the cheap and easy way, as most places have done. (Washington State, for example, has been "Construction Ahead" as long as I can remember. But then again, we're not in the South.)

The Mads cut off the air to the satellite, I've never seen an episode featuring electric shocks. That said, I've never seen all of season 1, so maybe they do that too. In any case, the movie quite clearly shows that Forrester can cut off the oxygen if Joel doesn't get into the theater.

Also, the question about which celeb hasn't professed his love? That's not an MST3K question, it's some kind of meta-question. I'm bitter because I got it wrong.

What's with the headline? Let Fark be Fark. :P

It's called Kwirk, I had the same game, and this Flash game is a total, 100% rip-off. Even the puzzles appear to be the same. Sad.

*EXACT* replica? You mean Aston Martin DB6s have no truck, but instead an inset cushion?