Next up: New technology developed to stop people from taking 2 testers of chocolate instead of the allowed amount of 1 at the supermarket.

If you clean away gravel from under the legs, yes. Obvious much?

Exactly, never heard of metal recycling?

Here's a song by a gay guy.

I bet the presidential debates on TV are lively.

Odds of statistics not lying: 1 in 4,781

People who write 'to' instead of 'too' or 'your' instead of 'you're' on the internet are usually second speakers, or third. So yea, cut them some slack.

Not that I can myselv. I just height it when people make these errors.

All hail hypnotoad!

What a waste, she should sell them!

I remember scanning trough some maps casually and noticing that name. Why is a town in Texas called Corpus Christi anyways?

"this one that encourages immoral relations between unmarried men and women"
So how does one get married exactly?

Thought control police, out to get you!

Sensationalism much?

"Russian Scientists Creates Time Machine"
No one has created a time machine. It's just 1 Russian scientists that THINKS it's possible to do in the FUTURE.
Even saying that CERN COULD create some microscopic time warp is radical.

Andi, remember what hot air does? And what does cold air do? :P

That is unless it's filled up to the top with soda. Then it's just meant to be enjoyed quickly I guess.

I bet the ATC was sitting at home laughing and joking about all the people he had killed... not!

Proper sentence for ATC = life sentence tops.
Proper sentence for Russian guy = life in prison.

One was a "mistake", one was a deliberate murder.

Nor should the Russian guy get sentenced to death, that's murder too. There's a reason countries with death sentences aren't allowed to enter the EU.

So she Wouldn't call 911 next time she is out drunk driving?
And good job saying on TV that it isn't fair she got a ticket cause she got home without causing an accident. She still endangered lives of other people...