It was a beautiful work that obviously took lots of time. And lots of talent. But then those idiots ruined it and now it looks like a hyperactive chimp splashed some paint around the room.

Perhaps Floridaman is in a hurry to go save some people.

Yep. I bought some stock this week in a company called RIO. They own / operate that big copper mine outside of Salt Lake City. The demand is so high that the mine runs non-stop 24/7.

If it wasn't for self-defense or for food, then it's murder. And he only got 3 months?!?

I recommend eating lots of cheese. Your toilet will need no maintenance or repairs because it will only get used about once a week.

Why would anybody eat something with the word 'imitation' right there in its name?Just eat the real stuff.

When did the Taiping Rebellion become forgotten? I remember learning about it in my high school World History class.

What kind of bear wanders into a kitchen and doesn't tear it apart looking for the food he smells in the cabinets, in the refrigerator, and in the dog-food bowls?

Ha! He doesn't know what he just bought.

Bet we'll be seeing more cases like this in the future. I already told my neighbor that if she doesn't hear from me for 2 or 3 weeks, to call the cops and break into my house. I don't want my corpse to be discovered 9 years later by accident.

The Corona lockdown has done wonders for youtube.

Hey! Is that the Elf girl from Lord of the Rings?

How do you open the door?

The Grinch's mountaintop home must have been really, really high. When he went down to Whoville, the gravity was stronger.