In case any of you missed out on a chance to buy some of Taylor Swift's garbage, I'm happy to sell you some of mine for only $10.

How to ensure nobody ever comes to visit your house again.

Can the men use the pink basket, too, to let women know they're single?

I gave up after 5 secomnds. Since the top third of the screen is just a blue bar, I have to zoom way out to see the entire game. But then I can't tell what the icons are.

This is precisely why I do not fear AI taking over the world. The Terminator movies were nothing like this stupidity we got.

Still not as gross as oysters on one's ice cream cone.

My stomach hurts from just looking at that picture.

Wonder how the plumbing works.

What a great tip! I'm going to keep that in mind for the next time I have a clogged sink. Do you think it works with clogged-up toilets, too?

I try to live my life with no egrets.

What's really gotten worse is this trend where you try to log in to something online (bank, email, work site, airline account, etc,) and, even though you've correctly typed your name and password, the site still won't let you in until it sends a code to your cellphone. Problems:1) Contrary to what 19-year-old think, not every person has a cellphone;2) Cellphones can break (because they're made poorly and are fragile);3) Cellphones can get lost or stolen;4) Cellphones don't work in other countries, so when I'm on a trip abroad, I cannot log in and pay my credit card bill, even though I have internet access and know my password.

It seems like a fascinating place and I hope I get the opportunity to go see it some day. I never realized that the entire island is dependent on Diesel fuel for their electricity.

That time I went to Thailand, I lowered the average pooping time for the entire human race all by myself by about 2 seconds.

The few times when my parents left me with a babysitter, they didn't WANT to be interrupted; that's why they went out in the first place.