I thought the Prometheus Engineers looked just like the ST:TNG version of the van

Awesome! I've wondered this myself hundreds of times and never once expected it to be smooth and gradual.

Neat find.

Many doctors doing laser eye surgery got into it because the side effects of contacts tend to be more prevalent and worse than people expect. Probably the same goes for elephants.

They ought to get the software guys to re-do the algorithms for elephant eyes.

Finally men can enjoy sporting a camel toe!

Pro: that ear-biter mother-pusher whose name escapes me did an awesome job in The Hangover.

Con: Shazam!

Pro: Charles Barkely on SNL. No, he can't act, but it was funnier that way.

Con: Shazam!

Sorry athletes. Better save your money.

Make buying music easier than pirating music and the money will follow.

iTunes does not run on my computer. Fail. Make a website, too.

Google Play's catalog is damned thin. Fail.

Amazon's DRM-free music is compelling, but their album downloader does not run on my computer. Fail. Make it easy to download albums in simple archives.

Spotify runs great on my computer but my most favorite music just evaporated the other day -- 30 songs from the band down to 3. Fail. Don't arbitrarily remove access to music. Also I'm sick of the Esurance advertising. Get more advertisers. Also, Facebook _sucks_. Get Zuckerberg to kick in some money, I brought my damned FB account out of hibernation specifically for Spotify. He owes you guys.

Pandora's catalog is way too thin. Repeats after ten or so songs? Fail.

Spotify's $10/mo is most tempting but the deletion of content seriously dented my enjoyment of the free service -- so I got cold feet and didn't sign up.

Back in the heyday of piracy, the selection was awesome, the content never went away because some lawyers got a bug up their butt, and the filesharing applications were easy to use.

The cyclists I know detest jerks such as this alleged monster. Obey the laws on roads and race on race day -- there's always one nearby.

They found the yellow note! Next up, the brown note.

That thing sure looks a lot like a die used to extrude pasta -- except for the giant prongs, which look like they might be a safety feature to keep fingers away from the cutting blade that would be mounted on a shaft through the middle hole.

Hey if a 20 year old guy can go to prom how about me? I thought it was just for the kids but hey if we're letting adults go now hook a brother up with the high school hotties. I have my own car!

"ab0ut"? Is this blog run by my old history teacher from highschool who used a "1" and "0" in place of "l" and "o" because ... Well, we never did figure out why she couldn't use the correct characters.

Here's hoping the kid gets to keep the note. :)

"before the Internet" ... Except 1988 saw the release of the Morris Internet Worm, a sophisticated piece of malware that used multiple methods of propagation to spread to a variety of machines rather than being designed for one specific machine.

Wowee, what an awesome beast. I wonder if this dude sells "swimming lessons" to the public, that looks like fun.

Where's the barrage balloons? Where's the old Roman roads? Where's the hot goths? Where's the giant blancmonge?

When I was in London not a single person told me a joke about Germans. I felt like the trip was wasted.