I can draw a pretty good Snoopy.

Favorite Brak quote: "goodbye mom, goodbye dad, goodbye mom and dad!"

I'm with pebbe -- it's time to boycott Death. That'll show him.

No Bush on a flight deck with "Mission Accomplished" banner?

Seems so obvious in retrospect...

It's a device for figuring out how tall people are. Mount it prongs-down on a door jamb that is exactly six feet off the ground, the shortest prong sticking furthest out. Shorter people may miss the first three, taller people might hit the first one.

Simply subtract the length of the prong with the most scalp and hair from six feet and _bingo_ you know how tall that person is.

Couldn't be simpler.

Good job Elisha, you've accomplished a lot despite having poor role models. That shows serious mettle.

Thanks Eddie!

Leave it to a PHP programmer to get fugly code tattooed on his arms.

$gained = !! $ventured;
$learned = !! $lost;

This removes two pointless if statements and the clarity gain is obvious.

Oh well, at least he didn't tattoo a security vulnerability onto his arms -- PHP programmers write more than their fair share of insecure code...

Every parent should dedicate 22 minutes to watch the South Park TSST! episode.

> I suspect you haven't seen
anything like it, either.

Suspect again! How It's Made FTW! Sixteen seasons of awesome. (And horrible Frenglish.)

"Legible joined-up writing" -- CURSIVE?? -- that is cruel and unusual.

My grandma's cursive is impeccable but no one younger can read or write cursive any longer because writing cursive hurts like hell and typing is several times faster...

Brazil is full of sadists.

That penguin party just got cool.

What a waste of perfectly good Bondo.

(Seriously though, some people have a vision for their cars. Neat.)

So, uh, why _does_ it happen?