Oops!

Those contacts + a little double-eyelid surgery sounds like I just found a new Japanese girlfriend.

Their weighted, just like contacts for astigmatism.

How long did that guy have to sit in that box?

Do you realize that this is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Merry Christmas Son of Neatorama, Mom, and Dad.

Digg is so 2007.

That's not Santa, that's Grandfather Frost:

"The traditional appearance of Ded Moroz has a close resemblance to that of Santa Claus, with his coat, boots and long white beard. Specifically, Ded Moroz wears a heel-long fur coat, a semi-round fur hat, and white valenki or high boots (sapogi), silver or red with silver ornament. Unlike Santa Claus, he walks with a long magical staff, does not say "Ho, ho, ho," and drives no reindeer but a troika."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ded_Moroz

BAC legislation, [MADD founder Candace Lightner] said, "ignores the real core of the problem....If we really want to save lives, let's go after the most dangerous drivers on the road." Lightner said MADD has become an organization far more "neoprohibitionist" than she had envisioned. "I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol," she said. "I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving."

http://www.reason.com/news/show/122456.html

Obviously, Jesus rewards those who turn their back on so-called "modern" technology.

ASBO

Ouch -- my coccyx!

So the free market corrected itself -- CHAULK UP ANOTHER WIN FOR THE FREE MARKET!

How in the world did they teach a mouse to pray?

That should teach her!

I thought printed circuit boards had all kinds of nasty toxic stuff it them: lead, mercury, cadmium... must be Made in China.