Too easy. Next.

Whether the dad was wrong to call the cops isn't the issue. She handled the situation wrong. If she didn't want to give the ball back to the kids, she could tell them that she'd give it back to the dad, that way the two of them could have a talk about it, LIKE ADULTS.

Can I get that in titanium, like the spork at ThinkGeek?

Oh yeah, well my car savagely ate a dog.

I wonder what the typical return for a normal letter is.

Sweet. (get it)

I think I've only seen one or two fat Japanese women. Maybe I'm being racist or whatever, but the Japanese don't tend to have weight issues, do they?

MILF or not, she's got nothing on Elizabeth Kucinich.

Why, that looks far softer than the one on the left.

Just one more example of how Australia tries to kill everyone who goes there.

Wait, that's a costume?

I'm sure all her friends support her retarded decision.

Damn, I was just happy to get a piece of candy for making an A in grammar school. Then again, candy is awesome.

I'm of two minds about this kind of thing. On one hand I don't think it should be illegal. I think the law is only set up to benefit a few industries that would be greatly harmed by marijuana being legalized. On the other hand, its still illegal, and you could get caught like this kid and have your life ruined. Best not to risk it.

Classic indeed.