I love looking in other people's refrigerators.

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but the huge manatee line isn't new. A few months ago at least it was sticky'd as the first post on 4chan.

Carlos, I wish it was that easy, but as long as cocaine is addictive and gets you high, people are going to do it. Now, if the US actually wanted cocaine off our streets and Columbia to be safe and free of the cocaine trade, it would have been done by now.

I can't quite tell, but it looks like on the side it says something about 85% of college students, and some percentage of democrats, followed by, "And other misc. vermin."

Those wascally Democwats.

I'm pretty sure those flags were made in china.

Excellent musical choice.

I've been trying to stump it since this morning. Its like they designed it knowing the kinds of tarded comments they get.

Bravo, sir. Bravo. You are right in every sense of the word.

3.95 for midgrade at the station closest to my house in Macon, Ga. Do I win?

And now I'm sad. :(

I love the coconut clip. Big bad black belt trying to make the news and gets owned. I feel like I know that guy. He's the guy that no matter what the conversation is about, it quickly changes to the incredible things he can do that you can't. And then when put to the test, he fails. Hard.

I'm not too proud to show a gmilf a good time. Where's she live?

And as it turns to Autumn, the lights turn from green to yellow to red, and finally fall off. No, wait...

Mr. Potato Head with Morgan Freeman's voice could run for president.

Excellent video.

As your Gynecologist, I would recommend my junk.