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Goober wore a hat like that on the Andy Griffith show.

Maybe some sheep will recognize him.

And knowing government procurement policies, that $100k bought a fancy Dewalt electric screwdriver (in official NASA silver finish), a $10k hammer, 2 screwdrivers and a crescent wrench.

There goes the neighborhood.

I know one thing:
You leave a penny for a tip because of bad service and it gets their attention.

McCain's been calling Obama "The One" for weeks.
Hardly racist, though.

It's all part of the all knowing nanny state at work.
Drinking age, seat belt & helmet laws, no trans fats or smoking in restaurants. Many of these regulations are made by unelected civil service bureaucrats.

Somebody knows better than you what's good for you. Just not you.

THIS is the creeping fascism everyone should be afraid of.

He's not going to have much of a problem outrunning that train.
It's a Heisler geared locomotive with a top speed of about 10 mph.

St. Dismas is the patron saint of thieves.

It was the do-gooders that had these bums turned out of the mental hospitals where they could be taken care of.

Now they're living on their own, on the street. Eating out of garbage cans, sleeping in boxes. How humane is that?

How about this, if you're so concerned, why don't you invite a bunch of these stinking nutjobs to move in with you and take care of them.

At least leaving the food out keeps them from digging through a trashcan and contaminating the garbage.

Why not charge eBay with aiding and abetting and for being an accessory before the fact? Maybe conspiracy as well.

Michael Burns, the actor that played Blue Boy, went on to get his Ph.D in history became a professor of history at Mount Holyoke College and retired in 2002 as Professor Emeritus.

All that acid didn't seem to hurt.

I'm on the bus.

I'd buy a pair of these, but only if they were made from the real skin of a 8 year old boy from Vietnam.

These "sweatshops" help to feed peoples' families. They make a good wage for THEIR country.