Don't knock Von Skippy's opinion. Many suicide attempts are deperate pleas for attention.

As far as happy, successful people wanting to kill themselves, Edwin Arlington Robinson said it best:

WHENEVER Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich—yes, richer than a king,
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.

I'd say not a real picture either.

Never heard of him.
Looks kinda stoned.

You think that`s sexy, eh...

Wait`ll you see the end tables...

I don't get it.

It seems like a lot of hullabaloo just to sell a t-shirt.

Having an uncanny sense of deja-vu...

He still has his hand, though.

Those people were pretty annoying.
I wouldn't be able to watch a whole show of them.

That's it. Crucify the 17-yr-old a little more, why don't you?

What a bitter, smug, and snobbish lot you are today.

OK, she was nervous, thinking her way through how to answer a question, and lost her way through a collection of politically correct cliches.

It's a tough question to answer on the spot and not make it sound like you're criticizing your country.

It is an incredible waste of our resources to point out something we already know.

He certainly knows how to stretch a topic.

Cute for 30 seconds, tedious the rest.

It is true, though. Had lots of times the Mormons and Jehovahs Witnesses have come to the door with smug, holier-than-thou comments, putting down other religions, all unsolicited.

Balls. (Snicker, snicker)

D-uh.

Why do people waste their time making garbage like this? If you're going to go to the trouble of pasting clips together, at least make it humorous.

Never once heard of a unicorn mentioned in the Bible before this.

What's with the bellyaching, anyway? It just seems petty. Let them have their silly museum. Believing in pseudo-science may be dumb, but it's better than teaching your kids to strap on bombs and blow themselves up for religion.