Not impressed.
The clear resin toilet seat with fishhooks in it is much more impressive (and scarier).

I guess due to flooding, some crap has spilled over from YouTube onto here.

Is there a quota system at Neatorama?

Cool. Would have been more impressive if done as one continuous shot.

Good idea, but the kiss is kinda gross. Looks like they're slipping each other the tongue.

Think of the cooties!

Robot Chicken, eh?

Hilarious.

That's nothing new. People have been extracting semen from animals for years.

It's the collection method that's a little creepy.

Criss Angel blows.

His tricks are all about the audience pretending they're surprised when they're really actors.

shopped.

Have to agree. Something's fishy about her flip-flop story. Say this happened to you. Would you start documenting it with photos right off the bat?

Too many pictures of her feet. It's a sad case, but please, how many of you scrolled down to the bottom of that freakish page? Ick.

It's not a physical emasculation that offends; it's the mental emasculation.

The dude is married to his mother, not to an equal partner. He had to sneak away to buy it. He didn't feel like he could talk it over with her beforehand. In the end, he was forced to return it, and then come to a degrading compromise to get his toy.

Bizarre how the whole "leaving the kids at the hotel" is just glossed over - great parenting skills.

I knew a guy from a 14 or 17 kid family. They lived on a farm. Life used to be rough; children would die young. Kids also made for free labour for the farm. Older kids helped raise the younger kids. Nothing horribly wrong with the idea - for the 19th century.

Using "J" names seems okay for the first 3 or 4, but starts getting a little creepy. Which one will they name Jesus?

They obviously don't believe in birth control - sinful stuff. Someone should take them to that condom fashion show in China.

Be honest, miranda.
We know the truth. This is just another link in the chain of Neatorama's anti-squirrel agenda.

Soon, you'll be reading about robotic squirrels from Japan that require little care, not like these pesky airport-infesting critters.

Why, it's diabolical.

He was mad, MAD I tells ya!

Why - no, forget it. I give up.

It would be interesting to see what happens if you just ate one cookie per day.
Would you end up lopsided?