Chickens don't kill people. People with chickens kill people.

The thing is, if this guy's mother had her own handgun, she could have shot him dead before the felonious assault.

Or if he had his own handgun, he could have gone on a shooting rampage and done a lot more damage - no, wait, folks just don't do that sort of thing.

Chris C? How does that picture you provide prove anything?

Telemarketers hide their phone numbers when they call. Try tracking down an automated message to get a company charged.

I can't believe people in Sweden love being interrupted during dinner, ablutions, or coitus to be informed of exciting new opportunities for their cell phone plan.

Telemarketers are lower on the scale than pedophiles - just learn to accept it, MrPumpernickel. Only then can you be truly at peace with yourself.

Nah. If it's not gonna show up right in the first place, I'm too lazy to follow after it.

I'm all about the apathy.

Pretentious.
The Great Wall of China is bigger.

Does it come with a phone booth?

No longer available.

What's ridiculous is using horoscopes to match people up. Like that makes all the difference.

I tried to watch Blade Runner a couple of times. "Pretentious" sounds about right.

What about Sean Connery's rape scene with James Bond and Pussy Galore?

Those were different times in the movies.

Don't they have to show some ID to get married? Sounds a little lax.

Maybe they need to employ sexers at the Court Office, to separate the gents from the ladies.

As for the wedded couple - whatever.

Propaganda to prevent a drain on electric resources.

"Triumph" means something else, nowadays?

He's even labelled "H" for Hippie.

Excellent.

The Rialto Bridge is nicer than some of those.

Not a word you'll hear from a Canadian.

I think I heard someone from the Maritimes say "aboot" once. But, it's more of a Midwest US thing.

South Park trots it out occasionally, and it's cute.