Hours of entertainment.

I ate some older grapes a few months ago, and I felt like I would die.

retarded.

But did he use the toothbrush after?

I dunno. I just couldn't watch past the Miss Cellania cartoon. Maybe I have ADD or autism, or whatever they're calling it these days.

Surprising that a newspaper editor would allow the use of the colloquial term "butt crack".

80%. I've only seen about 80% of them, too.

Please take your racist comments elsewhere, "A.J."

What do they mean by "devalue" the bike? Shouldn't bikes get as much respect as their other wheeled vehicular counterparts?

I remember one co-worker who would openly give stuff to fellow employees and leave others out if she didn't like them. It makes you feel like crap at any age. It's worse if you're a kid. School isn't the place to say, "Here's one for you, for you, for you, not for you, for you, for you..."

She probably said "Stick a fork in me. I'm done."

Oh dear. I meant, of course, that telemarketers are worse than pedophiles because they at least have the choice not to do something so despicable. But maybe that's overstepping it.

I apologize. Telemarketers are no worse than pedophiles.

After all, after you interrupt thei dinner, ablutions, or coitus, at least you have the decency to ask if you've called at a convenient time. Sorry, that makes it all much less annoying.

You're still crossing the border, Orj.

Reminds me of the rather weird groping I got at Heathrow Airport en route to Italy one year. He told me he was a security guard...

They must be reaching for quiz material.

Shows just how gullible 9-yr-olds are.