How can a staircase be cool in person?
A staircase is not a person.
(I have to try and win back that nitpicking crown)

Works even better with someone else on the handlebars.

That was kind of a poor excuse for a link.

Yup, I've never been big on FPS. The best games have you do so much more than just shoot all the time.

I burn things just as well on a gas grill as I would on charcoal.

Was it a perimeter with huge parameters?

People do this everywhere with naked statues. In Rome, I saw a girl pretending to be cupping the scrotums (scrota?) of the two big dudes on steps of the Campidoglio. In Pompeii, I saw a lady giggling about rubbing Apollo's bum for a picture.

Tourists...

Larfin - very nice.

You're right.
That's one crappy web site.

Cool idea, though. They would sculpt it in clay, then take a mold and voila! Just don't be surprised if your head turns up on sex toys around the world.

Pretentious drivel.
Let's all pat ourselves on the back about how witty we are.

Everybody wants their government to survive. In fact, we will gladly sacrifice our own lives to achieve this noble purpose.

A cat doesn't have the opposable thumb required to pick up the remote control. Most cats simply just step on the darn things to turn them off.

Ah, the colourful language of English. I learned that lovely phrase last year.

Not very inventive. Kinda dumb.

No, they can still swim. The myth of evolution has taught you that they can no longer swim.

If it's a Spoonbridge, where's the water?