Does this work with cows? Humans?

And how much time do men spend nagging their partners/wives? Men can nag just as much, maybe more than women. Meh, sexist study.

78%. I love my veggies!

I think it's great but until the leak is stopped it will be like using a kitchen sponge to soak up a flood.

Molly laid 6 eggs, ate the first (it was "bad"), one hatched and another is in the process of hatching. Three left. One will hatch about every 2 days.

Call Vancouver. They'll come and get it.

Embron, pretentious much?

You're all joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.

I once worked with a woman whose mother-in-law was the size of this girl. My coworker told me that her mother-in-law would melt a stick of real butter in a pan and fry a pound of bacon in it. Well at least she didn't have to worry about the bacon sticking to the pan. In my experience a lot of people from the south and rural areas were just brought up to believe that this type of cooking is wholesome and nutritious.

It looks like a Singer accessory judging by the paint job. I'm going to guess that it's a thread winder.

I think it should be "pawpurroni" ;-)

^Peter, is that you?

I got the sarcasm Miss Cellania, even if no one else did.

Separate rooms all the way! He likes it hot and stuffy in the room and is a very light sleeper. He also likes dead silence. I prefer a cool, breezy room with white noise and am a heavy sleeper. There just doesn't seem to be a good compromise.

Agreeing with Mike390430499 and SenorMysterioso. The math is wrong.