1. Telling children that Santa does not exist is cruel. No one needs that sort of person around young children.

2. A teacher's job is to teach the curriculum, and nothing more. If the curriculum involves moral codes and myth busting, so be it. If not, stay away from those subjects or stay away from the children.

Yeah, right. "... bought a LEGO Mindstorms kit for his daughters."

The carrot is the fipple. (I love that word and am happy that I have a chance to use it.)

I love this sort of thing. More, please.

"Saved by the Bell" is a boxing term. It means that one of the boxers would have lost if the round had not ended.

I trained a mouse once as part of a psychology class. While simple courses are done all the time, it takes a genius mouse and an obsessive-compulsive trainer to get one to do this. What amazed me, was the leisurely pace. Most mice I have seen jet though a maze on the way to a treat.

That robe did not leave that pattern. In fact, Mr. Cynical here does not think that pattern was made by the sun and a robe at all.

Painting with a broad brush: If it has seeds, it is a fruit. (And, yes, seedless grapes and oranges are still fruits.)

To add flesh to AndyIII's well pointed comment, there is a line between inspiration and plagiarism. I do not know enough about this subject matter to form an opinion, but the community will.

Wow! 100% I had no idea that "Coming to Take Me Away" was so similar to "Rainy Day Women" until this quiz. I almost got them wrong.

Archie McPhee has the best silly stuff on the planet. Their April Fools specials are not to be missed.

I would haul my child out of that school and find a place that had a better perspective on life. Unfortunately, that place might be my kitchen table.

I own one of these. I keep it on a ten foot pole. It is usually used for lopping off high limbs. In case of a zombie attack, I swing it in an arc.

"...young women looking bored."

I used to get invited to fancy automobile events. The strangest was when Rolls Royce was presenting their new convertible. While then men were checking out the cars, the women were checking out each other. Scoping the competition. I mentioned that to the sales manager. He told me that security was there mostly to keep out young women who wanted to meet men who could afford a Rolls.

I have a great story about someone cooking a burrito on top of a copier fuser.