So the way the job market is going, pretty soon prison will be considered a viable career option. (Judging from the number of US prisoners, maybe it already is.)
When LOTR came out, four of us went with pre-booked tickets. But the theater had changed the times, so we were the only folks to show up. The manager came over and gave us the choice of free tickets for another time or a private showing. We opted to have the movie shown just for us - no ads. He even asked us how loud we wanted it! Pretty cool; alone in the theater for a major movie right after it came out.
Sounds similar to the old legend of railroad tracks being related to Roman chariots. http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2538/was-standard-railroad-gauge-48-determined-by-roman-chariot-ruts
Snarlz is right, mouth-feel is a limiting factor. For an example, try eating a tomato sandwich after the tomato has made the bread a soggy mess. Not the same, is it?
A friend called a horse psychic to diagnose her horse's ailment. The psychic had her point the phone handset towards the horse (about 300' away) while she diagnosed it. Cost her about $90. Don't bother asking if it worked. P.T Barnum was right.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2538/was-standard-railroad-gauge-48-determined-by-roman-chariot-ruts
You're a great country, but please, wake up.