@ Neil C

Word. What is a gold digger but an incognito prostitute making an unwitting John out of some old tycoon?

what i'm amazed at is the fact that the Porsche is only valued at $9k. Nice Celicas of that era commonly go for $9k.

This. just awesome.

What we need to do is air drop a couple million dildos and a couple million fleshlights all over the place. "Eff yourself before you wreck yourself" I'd call it.

The real surprise is, inside, there's an actual dead baby seal.

Re Libertarian #4:

most people haven't read the evidence. for example, I get into it over gun rights constantly, and people are appalled to find out that ~3 million crimes in progress are stopped every year by private citizen carrying firearms in the US.

http://www.pulpless.com/gunclock/noframedex.html

ugly website but it's fully cited. wonder why we don't hear about these incidences on the news?

@ archibot

"wonder why people still believe in god when the age of reason started 300 years ago"

i can think of a few:

1. because belief and reason are mutually exclusive.

2. because what people need (or perceive themselves as needing) varies widely for no logical reason (faith is to life what fetishes are to sex) but improves their lives anyways.

3. because the age of reason started 300 years ago and yet the world is in the shape that it's in, with the average man powerless to change it, and the concept that this is as good as it gets doesn't tend to get people out of bed in the morning.

4. because good men can't accept that evil men go unpunished.

5. because simple, personal, quiet belief in god may improve ones life to the detriment of no one.

easy - just wear a half dozen outfits in layers when you fly. because that wouldn't arouse suspicion in the least. right guys? am I right?

...guys?

Hey it says it's made of hard vinyl, so im having trouble understanding how it leans and stays standing... is there a magnet in the torso and the sign is metal? i WANT to buy one, but i also want to be sure of what it is first.

@amberae

"And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary."

@anony

it's not random, but this:

'analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them to those of the famous writers.'

is bull. this thing's about as useful as a mechanical fortune teller (if you're not tom hanks).

if you do a bunch of the same letter (Any letter) it comes up harry harrison.

adding some random spaces changes it to HP lovecraft.

total garbage, just another narcissistic junk facebook app.

this text results in William Shakespeare:

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How hard is it for the prosecutor to not do the *cough*bullshit*cough* while the defense attorney is going on?

@Alex

Be that as it may, even the seemingly random orbits of electrons can't be truly random, they're just determined by influences that we have no way of measuring, because even though they appear chaotic, they're *consistently* chaotic, which implies that they aren't chaotic at all since as a phenomenon all electron orbits resemble each other. That implies there are rules at play.

A dice throw isn't really random or chaotic, it only appears to be - if one had enough information about the initial state of the throw one could determine the result before it happened. Because as humans we do not yet possess the means to extract that information we call it random or chaotic.

Even the whole issue of interference of a system caused by merely measuring it is dependent on the technology we use to measure things. We know no better way to measure the velocity of an atom than to bounce a photon off it, and maybe there IS no better way, but in either case it's an engineering problem, not an indication that randomness exists.