I Write Like





I write like
James Joyce

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I Write Like is a generator that proposes to analyze your writing and compare it to published authors. The above is the result I got when I entered some text from an article I wrote for mental_floss. However, the results do not tell me why my writing resembles James Joyce's prose. Then I entered another sample, this time from an article I wrote for Neatorama.





I write like
J. K. Rowling

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Again, no explanation for why the results are different. They might even be random. Grab a few paragraphs of your writing and try it out for yourself! Link -via The Daily What

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Funny. I didn't know that Mark Twain ignored basic grammatical rules, such as not using real words.
Apparently he could have written this:
aginafnbnkn adfg a a g ehgi jaeflg aerg afg afg afg ag pjegj sadver[hprn hs dsgo[kep[gergpo[epfnskncs.
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And I forgot to add that the time that elapses during processing doesn't even come close to being able to compare the syntax, grammar, word-choice and other claimed functions. It would probably need at least ten seconds to make a reliable analysis, but it doesn't even take half a second, hence no time to compare the text. You can live with narcissism and think that you're as good as Mary Shelley or Dickens, but don't try to defend yourself as a person of common sense for doing so.
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The story behind the name is a tad creepy:

"It is mostly known in the folk culture as kis gömböc, a round creature in the loft that remained from a killed pig, which swallows everyone one after the other who goes to see what happened to the previous ones"
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Or what about Daruma Dolls, a centuries-old Chinese toy that rights itself no matter how you tilt it? In fact its the reference for a popular Chinese proverb about picking yourself up after a fall (metaphorically). Just doesn't seem very impressive, unless I'm missing something here.
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Yeah, what about an egg? I was thinking the same thing. A thing shaped like an egg also rights itself up, no complicated math, no mail-order needed...
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An egg doesn't right itself - it doesn't always end up resting on the same point no matter what orientation it starts in. You can see this yourself. Put an egg on the counter. Wait until it stops moving. Pick it up and mark the point it was resting on. Put it back down on another point. It won't end up resting on the same point, unless it has an air bubble that isn't along the axis of symmetry, in which case the object's density makes it self righting - which is what the challenge stated: "three-dimensional thingy that purely by dint of its /geometry/ had only one possible way to balance upright."
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The point is that Weebles and Daruma Dolls rely on *varying density* to accomplish the feat. They have a center of gravity that is very low on account of a weighted or hollowed out section. This widget does it WITHOUT that -- it's got uniform density and the action is accomplished purely through external geometry.

I can't see how by any stretch of the imagination an egg rights itself -- the egg just rolls over on its side and can from that point roll around all over the place. If you plotted the locus of possible points the egg could rest on, you'd get a circle, not a single point.
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A sphere would right itself, wouldn't it? You can't exactly determine which point is the top and which is the bottom. Well, you could, but it would be open to interpretation...
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